Nothing like a tall glass of Iced-pee!
Need I say more? Happy Saturday to you too!
Police in a Columbus, Ohio, suburb arrested Alan Patton, 54, outside a movie theater restroom in February and later listened to him describe in detail his unusual behavior. According to police, Patton is obsessed with collecting and consuming the urine of young boys, which he said he has done for over 40 years. "I like it because it makes me closer to them like I'm drinking their youth." His modus operandi is to shut off a urinal's flush water, wait for a boy to finish, and then gather up the urine. "Listening to him describe it," said one detective, "it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine." [WCMH-TV (Columbus), 2-21-06]
Mmm boy! Now that really hits the spot. I can make this guy really happy. I pee every hour on the hour. Although, I'm not a little kid. If this guy sends me a SASE, I'd be happy to ship some out to Ohio! What a jerky!
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Saturday, March 25, 2006
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