AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Saturday, March 18, 2006 ----- BODY: Press Release-3-17-2006. "Arie fed up with the bullcrap and she's putting her foot down". Our world champion Chicago White Sox may be facing their toughest opponent yet. Nope. Not A.J. Pierzynski of the Sox, or Simon Diamond of TNA Wrestling. Arie knows a bullshitter when she sees one! In an earlier interview, me, her Daddy asked her about this monkey business of mixing pro-wrestling and baseball. "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah" she said, which to me meant, "those guys are f'd up!" Arie told me that Ozzie Guillen needs to quit whacking Simon Diamond across the back with a folding chair and put the team back on track to defend that title. Arie says, if you guys screw up, she's going to Wrigleyville (and they won't win in her lifetime either) -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: ...And Arie will kick both of your asses!

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Saturday, March 18, 2006

...And Arie will kick both of your asses!

Press Release-3-17-2006. "Arie fed up with the bullcrap and she's putting her foot down". Our world champion Chicago White Sox may be facing their toughest opponent yet. Nope. Not A.J. Pierzynski of the Sox, or Simon Diamond of TNA Wrestling. Arie knows a bullshitter when she sees one! In an earlier interview, me, her Daddy asked her about this monkey business of mixing pro-wrestling and baseball. "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah" she said, which to me meant, "those guys are f'd up!" Arie told me that Ozzie Guillen needs to quit whacking Simon Diamond across the back with a folding chair and put the team back on track to defend that title. Arie says, if you guys screw up, she's going to Wrigleyville (and they won't win in her lifetime either)

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