AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Wednesday, March 22, 2006 ----- BODY: What would you do for a kiss from the bride? How about a bucket of oats and some carrots? Deborah LeFarve is seen in the photo on the left in happier days...quite possibly the only one. This 23 year old Tampa Florida woman gave her husband the boot for a student in her 8th grade class where she was a teacher. She got off the hook when a jury decided that the 14 year old gave his consent to the affair. If I were the kid, I wouldn't want to go around bragging about this...can you say, "$2.oo hooker?" Isaac dishes out the slop on South Park! After nearly a decade of service to South Park, Isaac Hayes has hung up the Chef's hat because he's offended by all the nonsense about religion on the show. It's nothing more than coincidence that the final straw was some jokes about The Church of Scientology of which he's a member along with Tom Cruise, Nick Cage, and Lisa Marie Presley. So, I say to you Mr. Hayes, why quit now? Afterall, you didn't have a problem with kidding around with other religions. There's something creepy about these Scientology types. It's OK to make fun of everyone else however, the bottom line is, they have no sense of humor! Kudos to the creators of tonight's show for using old audio of "Chef" in an attempt to stick it to Mr. Hayes, without the royalty check! Larry the Cable Guy? (insert joke here) What the world has been missing for several years is another Jim Varney movie. Although he's been dead, it's time to dig up Ernest for another round of yuck-yuck comedy, this time with Larry. This one looks like a real winner (cough cough). THAT'S the way I see things today! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "The best the kid can do", "Isaac Hayes has enough", "Another Jim Varney?"

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

"The best the kid can do", "Isaac Hayes has enough", "Another Jim Varney?"

What would you do for a kiss from the bride? How about a bucket of oats and some carrots? Deborah LeFarve is seen in the photo on the left in happier days...quite possibly the only one. This 23 year old Tampa Florida woman gave her husband the boot for a student in her 8th grade class where she was a teacher. She got off the hook when a jury decided that the 14 year old gave his consent to the affair. If I were the kid, I wouldn't want to go around bragging about this...can you say, "$2.oo hooker?" Isaac dishes out the slop on South Park! After nearly a decade of service to South Park, Isaac Hayes has hung up the Chef's hat because he's offended by all the nonsense about religion on the show. It's nothing more than coincidence that the final straw was some jokes about The Church of Scientology of which he's a member along with Tom Cruise, Nick Cage, and Lisa Marie Presley. So, I say to you Mr. Hayes, why quit now? Afterall, you didn't have a problem with kidding around with other religions. There's something creepy about these Scientology types. It's OK to make fun of everyone else however, the bottom line is, they have no sense of humor! Kudos to the creators of tonight's show for using old audio of "Chef" in an attempt to stick it to Mr. Hayes, without the royalty check! Larry the Cable Guy? (insert joke here) What the world has been missing for several years is another Jim Varney movie. Although he's been dead, it's time to dig up Ernest for another round of yuck-yuck comedy, this time with Larry. This one looks like a real winner (cough cough). THAT'S the way I see things today!

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