AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Friday, October 07, 2005 ----- BODY: Didja hear the one about the python that ate the alligator and coughed it up because he only eats crocodiles? Hey, it's the best I could do! This and all the other photos and videos I've seen have left me puzzled. If you didn't see this on your favorite evening news last night, it seems as though some dummy down in Florida had a python for a pet and decided, well...it was getting just too darn big. This person decided that it would be just as well to dump the thing in the swamp and let it slither away to freedom. It may have been fine if the guy had FED the thing first! As it made it's way through the murky waters it came upon breakfast, lunch and dinner for last week and the next two to come. The snake sees the alligator...(by the way, I'd put my money on the alligator) and the python starts in and eats the alligator all at once! So, imagine if you will, a snake with an alligator in it's stomach. As it worked it's way through, BAM! The snake's belly explodes and what we see is in the photo. Pardon the pun, but I can't make heads or tails of whats what. Hey, if anyone knows you have to tell me. All I know is, to go from mice to an ALLIGATOR, this snake must have been reeeeeal hungry! ...I thought I'd go down there and take a little trip and see things up close, so I go online and give this "hotels.com" thing a try. You've probably seen the commercials. They supposedly have their line of "experts" that just go around the country and visit every hotel there is, take some pictures, give the place a review, a few stars, and post it on the website. I don't know what makes this any different from all the other websites...OK, I guess that taking the average persons word who stayed there isn't good enough. This website has to actually pay people to sleep. I suppose that would be a great job. You could see the USA, enjoy regional soda brands from the soda machines and start a collection however, some states require a deposit, and you wouldn't have to ever worry about the Comcast cable bill again! You'd also get some other freebies too such as, soap and shampoo and all the towels and washcloths you can stuff in your suitcase. The more I think about it, if I were just getting out of college this would be a good job opportunity. Then again, when you visit the site like I did and rely on their panel of "experts" before leaving town, you'll find they're not that smart. I typed in "Orlando, Florida" and a price limit of $30 a day...up popped a "Days Inn" in nearby Kissammee on Orange Blossom Trail. I booked a room at the three star place and they sent me the photo above. I sure hope they have a swimming pool! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: A trip to the Florida Everglades and a place to stay using "Hotels.com"

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Friday, October 07, 2005

A trip to the Florida Everglades and a place to stay using "Hotels.com"

Didja hear the one about the python that ate the alligator and coughed it up because he only eats crocodiles? Hey, it's the best I could do! This and all the other photos and videos I've seen have left me puzzled. If you didn't see this on your favorite evening news last night, it seems as though some dummy down in Florida had a python for a pet and decided, well...it was getting just too darn big. This person decided that it would be just as well to dump the thing in the swamp and let it slither away to freedom. It may have been fine if the guy had FED the thing first! As it made it's way through the murky waters it came upon breakfast, lunch and dinner for last week and the next two to come. The snake sees the alligator...(by the way, I'd put my money on the alligator) and the python starts in and eats the alligator all at once! So, imagine if you will, a snake with an alligator in it's stomach. As it worked it's way through, BAM! The snake's belly explodes and what we see is in the photo. Pardon the pun, but I can't make heads or tails of whats what. Hey, if anyone knows you have to tell me. All I know is, to go from mice to an ALLIGATOR, this snake must have been reeeeeal hungry! ...I thought I'd go down there and take a little trip and see things up close, so I go online and give this "hotels.com" thing a try. You've probably seen the commercials. They supposedly have their line of "experts" that just go around the country and visit every hotel there is, take some pictures, give the place a review, a few stars, and post it on the website. I don't know what makes this any different from all the other websites...OK, I guess that taking the average persons word who stayed there isn't good enough. This website has to actually pay people to sleep. I suppose that would be a great job. You could see the USA, enjoy regional soda brands from the soda machines and start a collection however, some states require a deposit, and you wouldn't have to ever worry about the Comcast cable bill again! You'd also get some other freebies too such as, soap and shampoo and all the towels and washcloths you can stuff in your suitcase. The more I think about it, if I were just getting out of college this would be a good job opportunity. Then again, when you visit the site like I did and rely on their panel of "experts" before leaving town, you'll find they're not that smart. I typed in "Orlando, Florida" and a price limit of $30 a day...up popped a "Days Inn" in nearby Kissammee on Orange Blossom Trail. I booked a room at the three star place and they sent me the photo above. I sure hope they have a swimming pool!

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