Lindsay's Driving School...A "Simpson" family member gets 86'ed!
It was very ironic when the folks at Disney approached Miss Lindsay Lohan about a remake of "Herbie: The Love Bug" last year. Even the 2005 computer generated VW raced for the hills when he saw Lindsay holding the car keys! Yesterday marked the second time this year that Lindsay wrecked a car in the neighborhood of 100 grand! No problem! Disney will buy another one...maybe next time it will be a Ferrari that gets bashed in due to the 19 year old's speeding habits. Now, for some reason or another the paparazzi has decided that she's so important that 30 or so people with cameras have to chase her through the busy streets of California at speeds over 80 miles an hour in order to get a photo for Star magazine. Is this Marilyn Monroe? Well, that still isn't right chasing down to poor kid like that. That's how Princess Diana died, although the jury's still out on that one. One thing is for sure: Lindsay hates to be caught off guard by a flashbulb. Let me just say to you Lindsay, when you were 8 years old singing into your hairbrush in front of the mirror hoping to be a big star and having people hang all over you, you couldn't wait for the day. Well, you got your wish and you're still not happy. Sometimes you just gotta give the people what they want! ...Extra! Extra! It's an EXCLUSIVE! Well, maybe just a "rumor" if nothing else. "The Simpsons" are in the news this afternoon and one of them is getting the boot. I'm not talking about Marge, Homer, or Principal Skinner either. According to a report on the YAHOO! newswire, Nick Lache' has thrown a white pair of go-go boots at Jessica and told her to start walking! It doesn't matter one bit to me. The sun will still come up in my neighborhood tomorrow either way. Why is there so much drama with all these "twenty something" actors and singers? What kind of role models are these for the 12 year old girls that spend their allowence to see the movies and buy the records of these people? It seems as though there was an "issue" with Jessica's late night partying...oh, who knows! Let's not forget about Ashlee now...she's in the news too. After last year's fiasco on SNL and her performance being more phonier than her jet black hair, SNL has come up with a policy of strictly prohibiting a "Milli-Vinilli" type performance by anyone...PERIOD. Ashlee asked for another chance to show her "talent" and is now booked for this Saturday night. What's going to be more memorable? The lip synching or the real deal? Hmmmm?!!!
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
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