AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Thursday, October 06, 2005 ----- BODY: What do all these people have in common with one another today? One person is supposed to be an odds on favorite for winning the "Nobel Peace Prize" for humanitarian work overnight tonight, and another person will get up onstage and hoot and holler like crazy. Both are scheduled to appear on talk shows later tonight. Confused? Well, while one has "Achtung Baby" as a notch in his belt, the other one has making a baby under his belt. Figure this out...Tom Cruise isn't up for any award, and U2's Bono is too busy spreading love in the world, there's no time for any kids. First photo 1st, it's true that Bono is expected to win the "Nobel Peace Prize." Ah, what the heck, he deserves it. The guys been circling the world for almost 25 years raising money for tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, the poor, the hungry and any other disaster you can think of. He's met with two Presidents, Nelson Mandela, and Pope John Paul II among others. All this and he can still record a CD once a year and go on tour too. So, as a first in television tonight "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" will turn over the whole hour to U2 to do whatever they want and play whatever they want and then Bono hops on a plane to see if he'll win the prize. ...On the other side of the coin, there's the lovebirds above that have announced they're having a baby like this is news to anyone! I guess the gospel according to L. Ron Hubbard doesn't mention marriage before starting a family. This news is a double-edged sword. On one hand, we won't have to see these two on the big screen for awhile. Tom should consider retiring anyway and count his blessings...if not for the inventions of videotapes and DVDs, his movies from the last decade would have flown through the local cineplex within the first week and would have been lost on celluloid for eternity. Now, if you're going to be on Oprah today, grab Katie by the arm and pull her up on the couch with you to show how happy you are. The higher you two jump, the higher Oprah's ratings will go...try to aim for the roof. Like Jimmy Kimmel said, this is a "gossapocolypse" week. Look out for another crazy baby name. Fellow Scientologist Nick Cage can help the couple. Afterall, his new baby is named after Superman. OY! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: One "Nobel Peace Prize" and one "booby prize"!

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Thursday, October 06, 2005

One "Nobel Peace Prize" and one "booby prize"!

What do all these people have in common with one another today? One person is supposed to be an odds on favorite for winning the "Nobel Peace Prize" for humanitarian work overnight tonight, and another person will get up onstage and hoot and holler like crazy. Both are scheduled to appear on talk shows later tonight. Confused? Well, while one has "Achtung Baby" as a notch in his belt, the other one has making a baby under his belt. Figure this out...Tom Cruise isn't up for any award, and U2's Bono is too busy spreading love in the world, there's no time for any kids. First photo 1st, it's true that Bono is expected to win the "Nobel Peace Prize." Ah, what the heck, he deserves it. The guys been circling the world for almost 25 years raising money for tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, the poor, the hungry and any other disaster you can think of. He's met with two Presidents, Nelson Mandela, and Pope John Paul II among others. All this and he can still record a CD once a year and go on tour too. So, as a first in television tonight "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" will turn over the whole hour to U2 to do whatever they want and play whatever they want and then Bono hops on a plane to see if he'll win the prize. ...On the other side of the coin, there's the lovebirds above that have announced they're having a baby like this is news to anyone! I guess the gospel according to L. Ron Hubbard doesn't mention marriage before starting a family. This news is a double-edged sword. On one hand, we won't have to see these two on the big screen for awhile. Tom should consider retiring anyway and count his blessings...if not for the inventions of videotapes and DVDs, his movies from the last decade would have flown through the local cineplex within the first week and would have been lost on celluloid for eternity. Now, if you're going to be on Oprah today, grab Katie by the arm and pull her up on the couch with you to show how happy you are. The higher you two jump, the higher Oprah's ratings will go...try to aim for the roof. Like Jimmy Kimmel said, this is a "gossapocolypse" week. Look out for another crazy baby name. Fellow Scientologist Nick Cage can help the couple. Afterall, his new baby is named after Superman. OY!

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