AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Friday, September 16, 2005 ----- BODY: It was a match made in heaven, or really a match made at the "Tsunami Relief Telethon" several months ago when Renee' Zellwiger and Kenny Chesney answered phones and swapped phone numbers. Within a few weeks, the two lovebirds gave up on dating and decided to seal the deal. Everyone remembers this, right? This was BIG NEWS. So big that it even pulled Barbara Walters out of retirement from 20/20 one Friday evening to have a chat with the two. That wasn't the only place we saw them. Just like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes they were everywhere. I got to hear how much the two are worth, how similar they are in so many ways, and oh yeah, how much they were IN LOVE. Hey, I know that people who brag about their love for one another to the media which eventually gets read, seen or heard by people like me who could care less...Well, I know that the romance is going to burn out quickly. Oh yes, it was wonderful when all the newspapers ran photos of their wedding by the ocean where they were both barefoot with the minister and everyone was wearing white. Then they strolled across the beach kicking the sand as the beautiful sun sank in the horizon and seagulls flapped their wings in the California breeze. And then, that was it! Most recently, Renee' was asked where Kenny was at a press junket and she said they don't see one another too much, but she blew it off saying "Keeping their careers in mind, that was to be expected." Maybe, maybe not. I'm not buying this baloney though. I think they did have a lot in common with each other but may be best off leaving things as friends. First of all, see the picture above? What a pretty man eh? Exactly! The rumor is already circulating that the "fraud" that Renee' listed on the divorce papers is really because of Kenny's secret. It starts with a "g" and ends with "ay"! Looking at that photo, I wouldn't be surprised. I also know that Renee' is a little bit nuts. Everytime a reporter asks her how she's doing, she rambles on in circles for 20 minutes before finally getting to the answer. Hey, life goes on, and THAT'S the way I see it! Oh yeah, today was supposed to be the big debut of "Audio Blog." I've come to find out that the sound is somewhat distorted. Until I find out why, well, you'll just have to settle for this. Happy Friday everyone! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Oh yeah, nobody saw this one coming...did you?

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Oh yeah, nobody saw this one coming...did you?

It was a match made in heaven, or really a match made at the "Tsunami Relief Telethon" several months ago when Renee' Zellwiger and Kenny Chesney answered phones and swapped phone numbers. Within a few weeks, the two lovebirds gave up on dating and decided to seal the deal. Everyone remembers this, right? This was BIG NEWS. So big that it even pulled Barbara Walters out of retirement from 20/20 one Friday evening to have a chat with the two. That wasn't the only place we saw them. Just like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes they were everywhere. I got to hear how much the two are worth, how similar they are in so many ways, and oh yeah, how much they were IN LOVE. Hey, I know that people who brag about their love for one another to the media which eventually gets read, seen or heard by people like me who could care less...Well, I know that the romance is going to burn out quickly. Oh yes, it was wonderful when all the newspapers ran photos of their wedding by the ocean where they were both barefoot with the minister and everyone was wearing white. Then they strolled across the beach kicking the sand as the beautiful sun sank in the horizon and seagulls flapped their wings in the California breeze. And then, that was it! Most recently, Renee' was asked where Kenny was at a press junket and she said they don't see one another too much, but she blew it off saying "Keeping their careers in mind, that was to be expected." Maybe, maybe not. I'm not buying this baloney though. I think they did have a lot in common with each other but may be best off leaving things as friends. First of all, see the picture above? What a pretty man eh? Exactly! The rumor is already circulating that the "fraud" that Renee' listed on the divorce papers is really because of Kenny's secret. It starts with a "g" and ends with "ay"! Looking at that photo, I wouldn't be surprised. I also know that Renee' is a little bit nuts. Everytime a reporter asks her how she's doing, she rambles on in circles for 20 minutes before finally getting to the answer. Hey, life goes on, and THAT'S the way I see it! Oh yeah, today was supposed to be the big debut of "Audio Blog." I've come to find out that the sound is somewhat distorted. Until I find out why, well, you'll just have to settle for this. Happy Friday everyone!

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