AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Monday, April 03, 2006 ----- BODY: "Best Regards From Dave in the U.K." Yeah, this particular "Dave" should be so lucky to travel to Indianapolis, let alone England! While I was taking some time off to recharge my batteries, I returned to the good old mailbox only to retrieve an e-mail from myself in the U.K.! For a minute, I thought I had proven Albert Einstein wrong for his debunking time travel seeing as though an e-mail is sent and received instantly. Not quite. It turns out that some chap in Britain shares my name and did a Google search on it and came across this website. It's always good to receive some sort of correspondence from a place far, far, away. In this particular case however, I got the feeling that because of our names, I'm making life difficult for this other individual. I could reprint the letter, but I won't. I haven't heard a reply to my reply yet, but this person suggested that perhaps I shouldn't advertise the fact that I'm Bipolar to the world. Also, if there's always at least an item or two a day that annoys me, perhaps I shouldn't waste the time by writing about it. Maybe this other Dave has a few good points there, but with all the nonsense I accidentally stumble across everyday on the Net, this is just another nugget in the pile of crap in cyberspace. I was told last year by a geneology site that my entire name is as common as "Smith" or "Jones" around the globe. So, all I have to say is that if someone got in hot water, it wasn't because of this poor little Blog. So after some consideration, I'm pressing full steam ahead to year #2 this week! A Sneak Peek...A little website is getting a lot of hits this week because of what purpose it serves: locating the whereabouts of famous people. This site uses GPS and Google Earth as well as photos and phone calls to see who's doing what, or who's doing who in Hollywood. George Clooney should've kept mum about the site because, his tyrade over this mess gave the site all kinds of free advertising. As I said before, nobody pushes anybody into show business. You're supposed to think these things over before you jump in head first. So, George got pissed and now as a counter-attack, the website is now targeting Clooney specifically. The first person to spot him (I'm sure it's already been done) was supposed to win a couple of DVD's of Clooney's flicks. I say, if they can do it, so can I! You find the three amigos in the photo above...last seen in the U.K. somewhere on the streets of the U.S. and send a photo, I'll send the first person 1 lb, of Corn King Bacon and 1 roll of Bob Evan's Pork Sausage. It must be of the three (Pig, Chicken, and Crocodile) together. That's all folks! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Greetings from the U.K. and Stalking a Pig??!!

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Monday, April 03, 2006

Greetings from the U.K. and Stalking a Pig??!!

"Best Regards From Dave in the U.K." Yeah, this particular "Dave" should be so lucky to travel to Indianapolis, let alone England! While I was taking some time off to recharge my batteries, I returned to the good old mailbox only to retrieve an e-mail from myself in the U.K.! For a minute, I thought I had proven Albert Einstein wrong for his debunking time travel seeing as though an e-mail is sent and received instantly. Not quite. It turns out that some chap in Britain shares my name and did a Google search on it and came across this website. It's always good to receive some sort of correspondence from a place far, far, away. In this particular case however, I got the feeling that because of our names, I'm making life difficult for this other individual. I could reprint the letter, but I won't. I haven't heard a reply to my reply yet, but this person suggested that perhaps I shouldn't advertise the fact that I'm Bipolar to the world. Also, if there's always at least an item or two a day that annoys me, perhaps I shouldn't waste the time by writing about it. Maybe this other Dave has a few good points there, but with all the nonsense I accidentally stumble across everyday on the Net, this is just another nugget in the pile of crap in cyberspace. I was told last year by a geneology site that my entire name is as common as "Smith" or "Jones" around the globe. So, all I have to say is that if someone got in hot water, it wasn't because of this poor little Blog. So after some consideration, I'm pressing full steam ahead to year #2 this week! A Sneak Peek...A little website is getting a lot of hits this week because of what purpose it serves: locating the whereabouts of famous people. This site uses GPS and Google Earth as well as photos and phone calls to see who's doing what, or who's doing who in Hollywood. George Clooney should've kept mum about the site because, his tyrade over this mess gave the site all kinds of free advertising. As I said before, nobody pushes anybody into show business. You're supposed to think these things over before you jump in head first. So, George got pissed and now as a counter-attack, the website is now targeting Clooney specifically. The first person to spot him (I'm sure it's already been done) was supposed to win a couple of DVD's of Clooney's flicks. I say, if they can do it, so can I! You find the three amigos in the photo above...last seen in the U.K. somewhere on the streets of the U.S. and send a photo, I'll send the first person 1 lb, of Corn King Bacon and 1 roll of Bob Evan's Pork Sausage. It must be of the three (Pig, Chicken, and Crocodile) together. That's all folks!

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