AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Sunday, March 12, 2006 ----- BODY: As this photo from 2005 demonstrates, even without Bob Barker, this unidentified Utah woman indeed thought, "The Price Was Right!" $37,000 to be exact to have Golden Palace Casino permanently inked into her empty noggin. Since then, eBay's code of ethics has opened up opportunities to all kinds of folks who are up to their ass in debt. Matter of fact, there's other websites out there that make no bones about the idea walking around the rest of your life advertising their website is a good investment for everyone. While ads like these get posted, ads that people post on there auctioning off themselves for a New Year's date get yanked after a day! Anyway, these eBay postings are pretty common however, now a St. Louis woman who's expecting a baby any day now has sold the advertising rights to her child's delivery. What's the catch? The woman has to (or already has) to get a tattoo on her stomach with the name of the unidentified California website (I suspect it jas something to do with kids) and give up the rights to the actual delivery. In other words, her significant other won't be allowed near the delivery room with a camera...the birth will only be seen by those who know where to find it and are willing to cough up money to watch. Someone needs to slap THIS woman too. She must've been down to her last nickels and dimes when she jumped at the offer of $1000 and this was a done deal! If she was that hard up for the money, she should've held out for $36,000 more and just put the name on her forehead. She's already half way there anyway! Now, you know that websites come and go. Don't these people realize that next year there may be a good chance they're stuck advertising a place that's out of business -FOREVER?! Sure, when Pets.com went out of business, the only thing that found a new gig was that goofy sock puppet that now advertises auto insurance. Hey, if getting a tattoo on your head hurt like hell, how's it going to feel getting the thing removed? I hope it all paid off for this woman who's memories belong to someone else and can only be downloaded. Chances are, a woman who settles on a thousand bucks probably doesn't have the at least $20 a month for the Internet! Boy oh boy! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "Sold! To the highest bidder!"

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Sunday, March 12, 2006

"Sold! To the highest bidder!"

As this photo from 2005 demonstrates, even without Bob Barker, this unidentified Utah woman indeed thought, "The Price Was Right!" $37,000 to be exact to have Golden Palace Casino permanently inked into her empty noggin. Since then, eBay's code of ethics has opened up opportunities to all kinds of folks who are up to their ass in debt. Matter of fact, there's other websites out there that make no bones about the idea walking around the rest of your life advertising their website is a good investment for everyone. While ads like these get posted, ads that people post on there auctioning off themselves for a New Year's date get yanked after a day! Anyway, these eBay postings are pretty common however, now a St. Louis woman who's expecting a baby any day now has sold the advertising rights to her child's delivery. What's the catch? The woman has to (or already has) to get a tattoo on her stomach with the name of the unidentified California website (I suspect it jas something to do with kids) and give up the rights to the actual delivery. In other words, her significant other won't be allowed near the delivery room with a camera...the birth will only be seen by those who know where to find it and are willing to cough up money to watch. Someone needs to slap THIS woman too. She must've been down to her last nickels and dimes when she jumped at the offer of $1000 and this was a done deal! If she was that hard up for the money, she should've held out for $36,000 more and just put the name on her forehead. She's already half way there anyway! Now, you know that websites come and go. Don't these people realize that next year there may be a good chance they're stuck advertising a place that's out of business -FOREVER?! Sure, when Pets.com went out of business, the only thing that found a new gig was that goofy sock puppet that now advertises auto insurance. Hey, if getting a tattoo on your head hurt like hell, how's it going to feel getting the thing removed? I hope it all paid off for this woman who's memories belong to someone else and can only be downloaded. Chances are, a woman who settles on a thousand bucks probably doesn't have the at least $20 a month for the Internet! Boy oh boy!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Sunday, March 12, 2006

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