AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Saturday, March 11, 2006 ----- BODY: Put on your scrubs, your rubber gloves, and your surgeon's mask as we head to two different California Hospitals, for two different crazy stories in the news this week! Hey Barkeep, one more for the road. I've got surgery in ten minutes! Sure Fox's Dr. House may be a painkiller-popping cuckoo, but that's a TV show. Imagine if you will, being the lucky guy lying on the operating table while everyone in the room keeps glancing at the clock waiting for the head surgeon, and all of a sudden he comes stumbling through the doors of the ER? That's what happened in this case. Turns out the crazy Doc was whooping it up all day at a saloon and lost track of time. Unfortunately the guy on the table was about to go under the knife when hospital staffers came to the conclusion that Doc was drunk. As they started to escort him out, he became outraged and had to be held back from going to work on the poor guy by several employees. When police were called, Doc insisted he just had a lot of anxiety that particular day. Police weren't buying the story and gave him a blood test however, still haven't made the actual percentage in the results public. It was said however, that he was several times over the California limit for what is considered a DWI. As the clincher, this particular Doctor wasn't just a Surgeon, he was also HEAD of the hospital! Needless to say, this Doctor 's career has just had it's "Last Call!" ...Don't bother to cast your ballot for "Father of The Year"! It was supposed to be a story with a happy ending when a little boy needed his Dad's kidney because his Mom's was rejected. Only problem was , his Mexican Dad who we'll call "Pepe" was in jail. The Southern California Judge heard the little boy's plea and decided it would be in everyone's best interest to give the man a break for a week by giving him one of those Martha Stewart tracking devices you wear on your ankle. The boy would get his kidney, Dad would go back to jail and serve the rest of his time, and that would be the end of it. Not so. The first thing Pepe did when he walked out of jail and looked at the blue sky was cut off the strap and run for the hills! Or in this case, South of the border. As a result Pepe and his kidney are fugitives, along with Pepe's new girlfriend. While the boy is in a life or death situation hanging on a thread, Pepe and his girlfriend are undercover from the FBI as well as John Walsh and "America's Most Wanted" enjoying tapas and Coronas on a sandy beach. Even with John Walsh's self-proclaimed good track record, finding a wanted Mexican in Mexico is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Meanwhile, if and when the guy gets caught, considering he won't have a heart and turn himself in, it will be too late for the kid. If that big wall existed across the Mexican border...none of this nonsense would have ever happened! THAT'S the way I see it today! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "House:The Reality Show" and "The Case of the Fugitive Kidney"

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Saturday, March 11, 2006

"House:The Reality Show" and "The Case of the Fugitive Kidney"

Put on your scrubs, your rubber gloves, and your surgeon's mask as we head to two different California Hospitals, for two different crazy stories in the news this week! Hey Barkeep, one more for the road. I've got surgery in ten minutes! Sure Fox's Dr. House may be a painkiller-popping cuckoo, but that's a TV show. Imagine if you will, being the lucky guy lying on the operating table while everyone in the room keeps glancing at the clock waiting for the head surgeon, and all of a sudden he comes stumbling through the doors of the ER? That's what happened in this case. Turns out the crazy Doc was whooping it up all day at a saloon and lost track of time. Unfortunately the guy on the table was about to go under the knife when hospital staffers came to the conclusion that Doc was drunk. As they started to escort him out, he became outraged and had to be held back from going to work on the poor guy by several employees. When police were called, Doc insisted he just had a lot of anxiety that particular day. Police weren't buying the story and gave him a blood test however, still haven't made the actual percentage in the results public. It was said however, that he was several times over the California limit for what is considered a DWI. As the clincher, this particular Doctor wasn't just a Surgeon, he was also HEAD of the hospital! Needless to say, this Doctor 's career has just had it's "Last Call!" ...Don't bother to cast your ballot for "Father of The Year"! It was supposed to be a story with a happy ending when a little boy needed his Dad's kidney because his Mom's was rejected. Only problem was , his Mexican Dad who we'll call "Pepe" was in jail. The Southern California Judge heard the little boy's plea and decided it would be in everyone's best interest to give the man a break for a week by giving him one of those Martha Stewart tracking devices you wear on your ankle. The boy would get his kidney, Dad would go back to jail and serve the rest of his time, and that would be the end of it. Not so. The first thing Pepe did when he walked out of jail and looked at the blue sky was cut off the strap and run for the hills! Or in this case, South of the border. As a result Pepe and his kidney are fugitives, along with Pepe's new girlfriend. While the boy is in a life or death situation hanging on a thread, Pepe and his girlfriend are undercover from the FBI as well as John Walsh and "America's Most Wanted" enjoying tapas and Coronas on a sandy beach. Even with John Walsh's self-proclaimed good track record, finding a wanted Mexican in Mexico is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Meanwhile, if and when the guy gets caught, considering he won't have a heart and turn himself in, it will be too late for the kid. If that big wall existed across the Mexican border...none of this nonsense would have ever happened! THAT'S the way I see it today!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Saturday, March 11, 2006

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