"You got lipstick on my tongue!" and "You got tongue on my lipstick!" sfx:(thump), sfx:(life support beep)(flatline) music under, zoom out, Fade to black...OK, what you've just witnessed here isn't the beginnings of a new commercial for the new Reese's Peanut Butter Kiss candy, nope, this is more of a real life scenario that two Canadian kids acted out resulting in the girl dying. By now you've probably heard this story which was in yesterday's news. The teenage girl shared a kiss with her boyfriend who hours earlier dined on a P&B sandwich. Nothing wrong with that unless you're the stupid girl who forgot to mention that she is allergic to the creamy treat. The oil was still on the guy's lips during that kiss and kerplump, she collapsed like a house of cards to an early grave. I found this story hard to digest (no pun intended). What kind of girl would get herself into such a sticky situation (again, pardon the pun)? Geez, it doesn't take a Canadian rocket scientist to know that if you have some kind of allergy, you would share it with your significant other before you get into such a dilly of a pickle. Maybe someone out there needs to invent a condom for the tongue to avoid situations like these?! Or if you're a parent, keep an eye on your teenagers. Well, no second chances here, I at least hope that before this Jezabel dropped that she at least got to enjoy the peanut butter WITH THE NUTS! (my apologies to the neighbors to the north) Speaking of nuts, guess who's coming back to a television near you very soon? The hair pulling, arm biting former "best pals", Paris and Nicole and their "too terrible for FOX" reality show, "The Simple Life". Let's see if these two dizzy blondes can push aside their dislike or, long enough for the six or seven episodes, to drag in the audience that they lost along the way during their "hiatus" and cancellation from FOX. I was upset that "Alias" got canceled last week but, there's a silver lining in every cloud. With today's news, I'm happier than a pair of their thong underwear to see that the E! channel has picked up the two dopes. Good to see that whatever credibility was lost in the past (the fake "reality" show with the phony Middle Eastern Princess looking for a soul mate. and Howard Stern), has just been re-established! You know, it will only be a matter of time before E! turns up the heat on this "Dynamic Duo" and leaves them more frazzled than their hair being blow-dryed with a hair dryer on it's last leg! In other words, who's going to throw the first slap? How did this rift between the two start anyway? Was Paris jealous that Nicole got off the drugs and lost a lot of weight? Was Nicole jealous of Paris being engaged earlier this year to another Paris? How does the little dog fit into the mix? Don't think for a minute that being on cable gives them the green light to swear and prance around topless...Oh, you bet your "simple life" that they will, but you'll have to wait for the DVD just in time for NEXT Christmas. To that I say, "Bah Humbug" and THAT'S the way I see things today!
"You got lipstick on my tongue!" and "You got tongue on my lipstick!" sfx:(thump)
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