"...Where's the clothes?"
Oh yeah, I see the hamburger! In what's starting out to be a slow week in the news, I turn to Paris Hilton for help today. I heard some chatter last week about the lovely, but ditzy mizz Hilton making a rather racey television commercial for a fast food place in L.A. I had to check this out for myself . Yup. It was racey alright. Paris proves to those who see her that she really is a dumb blonde/sexpot. I really would have loved to seen Nicole Ritchie do the commercial with the bubbles and washing the Bentley however, Nicole doesn't eat anymore unless it's sausage. Paris says she wantss to re-do her image and quit playing a dizzy blonde. Umm, I've gotta tell you, making a commercial half nude to sell a greasy burger ain't gonna help you. Suppose Ronald McDonald dropped his drawers and revealed white grease paint smeared all over his privates and then took a bite out of a Big Mac. Would you dine there this evening? Not me!
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
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