AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Monday, May 16, 2005 ----- BODY: Did you make sure to stop by your local "Wendy's" over the weekend to get your free mini frosty? Well, if you're like me, you didn't know anything about it until today and that's too late. Now I hate to point any fingers, but the least they could have done is take out a full page ad or something. They ought to be ashamed of themselves! I know the story about finding the finger was a cock and bull story made up by a sick, sick, woman looking to cash in, but I hold "Wendy's" equally responsible for letting someone hoodwink them like that. That only goes to show you that the attorneys for the restaurant believe it's possible for a worker to cut off a finger, finish making the burgers, and walk out of there without incident (and without the finger)! If I were the manager at that particular store, I would have locked the door and told employees and customers alike to hold up their hands. I think the guy that's turning pale with blood squirting out of his hand would be a dead giveaway! That would have been the end of it. Case closed. Again, I'm shocked that this may actually be happening at any restaurant, and that hoax or not, Wendy's wants to make peace by offering a Jr. Frosty. Those things are about the size of a shot glass...in other words, they didn't lose anything by giving those away for free over the weekend, and the fact that they didn't tell anyone about it is something entirely different. If I wasn't going to go back to Wendy's again, they think they can change my mind by giving me a "booby prize" like that? This was as goofy as when Taco Bell put a bullseye in the San Fransisco Bay and said every American would get a free taco if the Giants hit a homerun and it lands on the target! Although the customer pulled this prank, it goes into the same category as the workers at a fast food place that blow their boogers into the hamburger buns and pee in the coffee. What's next? A loose condom inside the jar of "Miracle Whip?" Wendy's should have given away hamburgers...not that Frosty crap! If I want ice cream I'll go to Dairy Queen. They may have roaches and rats as big as housecats, but at least there's nothing at a DQ can take away an employee's digits! ...and THAT'S the way I see it! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Wendy's giveaway gets cut off!

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Monday, May 16, 2005

Wendy's giveaway gets cut off!

Did you make sure to stop by your local "Wendy's" over the weekend to get your free mini frosty? Well, if you're like me, you didn't know anything about it until today and that's too late. Now I hate to point any fingers, but the least they could have done is take out a full page ad or something. They ought to be ashamed of themselves! I know the story about finding the finger was a cock and bull story made up by a sick, sick, woman looking to cash in, but I hold "Wendy's" equally responsible for letting someone hoodwink them like that. That only goes to show you that the attorneys for the restaurant believe it's possible for a worker to cut off a finger, finish making the burgers, and walk out of there without incident (and without the finger)! If I were the manager at that particular store, I would have locked the door and told employees and customers alike to hold up their hands. I think the guy that's turning pale with blood squirting out of his hand would be a dead giveaway! That would have been the end of it. Case closed. Again, I'm shocked that this may actually be happening at any restaurant, and that hoax or not, Wendy's wants to make peace by offering a Jr. Frosty. Those things are about the size of a shot glass...in other words, they didn't lose anything by giving those away for free over the weekend, and the fact that they didn't tell anyone about it is something entirely different. If I wasn't going to go back to Wendy's again, they think they can change my mind by giving me a "booby prize" like that? This was as goofy as when Taco Bell put a bullseye in the San Fransisco Bay and said every American would get a free taco if the Giants hit a homerun and it lands on the target! Although the customer pulled this prank, it goes into the same category as the workers at a fast food place that blow their boogers into the hamburger buns and pee in the coffee. What's next? A loose condom inside the jar of "Miracle Whip?" Wendy's should have given away hamburgers...not that Frosty crap! If I want ice cream I'll go to Dairy Queen. They may have roaches and rats as big as housecats, but at least there's nothing at a DQ can take away an employee's digits! ...and THAT'S the way I see it!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Monday, May 16, 2005

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