AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Saturday, May 21, 2005 ----- BODY: Teacher and student pose for a photo before Mary Kay heads to the slammer! Well, these two ding-a-lings finally did it. She finally got her Samoan whippersnapper Villi, and he finally got the old hag that's been around the block more than a dozen times. Yeah, Mary Kay did her time in prison for having sex with the guy when he was just 12 years old. It never crossed her mind when they were fooling around right side up, upside down, and sideways that she was a pedophile! I'm sure the kid didn't mind at all. She got in his pants, and he got to learn how to please an older woman and before it was all said and done, Mary Kay was about to add two more kids to the litter giving her a grand total of six. For about the last month or so, I had to see this ugly woman's face on TV slamming the media. Call me crazy but, if the media makes you so angry, why are you using a show like "Entertainment Tonight" as a forum? Her and this guy Milli Vinilli or whatever his name is had tight security at their wedding near Seattle yesterday. Matter of fact, guests met in a parking lot and boarded a bus to an "undisclosed location" where they were searched for cameras, recording devices, weapons, and forced to sign a confidentiality agreement. While guests had to go through all the B.S. to get inside (tougher than boarding a plane for an overseas flight), "Entertainment Tonight" and "The Insider" where able to sail pass the metal detectors. Matter of fact, only Pat O'Brien was stopped and forced to take off his sports coat. That was on the way out. Yep, Mary Kay and her new husband didn't want to make a big fuss over their wedding day, yet they gave those two shows an exclusive by inviting them there. They will have to be enjoying their honeymoon in bed, and maybe he can get her knocked up again. Just like Martha Stewart, Mary Kay is under house arrest for the next two years. That's a long time for someone her age. Will Villi still love this woman in 2007 when she has more wrinkles than a California raisin? This is another guy that better sleep with one eye open...she looks like a nutcase! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: I guess my wedding invitation got lost in the mail!

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Saturday, May 21, 2005

I guess my wedding invitation got lost in the mail!

Teacher and student pose for a photo before Mary Kay heads to the slammer! Well, these two ding-a-lings finally did it. She finally got her Samoan whippersnapper Villi, and he finally got the old hag that's been around the block more than a dozen times. Yeah, Mary Kay did her time in prison for having sex with the guy when he was just 12 years old. It never crossed her mind when they were fooling around right side up, upside down, and sideways that she was a pedophile! I'm sure the kid didn't mind at all. She got in his pants, and he got to learn how to please an older woman and before it was all said and done, Mary Kay was about to add two more kids to the litter giving her a grand total of six. For about the last month or so, I had to see this ugly woman's face on TV slamming the media. Call me crazy but, if the media makes you so angry, why are you using a show like "Entertainment Tonight" as a forum? Her and this guy Milli Vinilli or whatever his name is had tight security at their wedding near Seattle yesterday. Matter of fact, guests met in a parking lot and boarded a bus to an "undisclosed location" where they were searched for cameras, recording devices, weapons, and forced to sign a confidentiality agreement. While guests had to go through all the B.S. to get inside (tougher than boarding a plane for an overseas flight), "Entertainment Tonight" and "The Insider" where able to sail pass the metal detectors. Matter of fact, only Pat O'Brien was stopped and forced to take off his sports coat. That was on the way out. Yep, Mary Kay and her new husband didn't want to make a big fuss over their wedding day, yet they gave those two shows an exclusive by inviting them there. They will have to be enjoying their honeymoon in bed, and maybe he can get her knocked up again. Just like Martha Stewart, Mary Kay is under house arrest for the next two years. That's a long time for someone her age. Will Villi still love this woman in 2007 when she has more wrinkles than a California raisin? This is another guy that better sleep with one eye open...she looks like a nutcase!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Saturday, May 21, 2005

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