AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Tuesday, May 17, 2005 ----- BODY: WWE wrestler turned best selling children's author, Mick Foley always made sure to let opponents know he had "testicular fortitude"... Now, the honor goes to Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich who spoke to the media yesterday about the size of his testicles! Pretty soon, some kind of rating system will be needed for the 10 o' clock news! The Gov. felt he needed to make those remarks because of all the hate he has for his father-in-law, an Alderman from Chicago who is accusing him of giving out state jobs and contracts as a payback for large campaign contributions. The Alderman meanwhile, is angry because the Gov. pulled the plug on his friend's downstate rock quarry over Christmas because it was a hazard. He later changed his mind and decided it could stay open, no matter how dangerous the site was. Nice eh? The Gov. and his father-in-law are like two little girls fighting over their dolly on the playground. Can you imaginge Thanksgiving at the Governor's mansion? I wonder who gets to sit at the head of the table and carve the bird?! Better still, I wonder how many times the bird gets flipped around at family functions! I think I have take sides with Blagojevich on this issue no matter how big his grapefruits are. Just because you're family to the Governor, that doesn't automatically give you a green light to do illegal things behind his back. The people of Illinois who voted you in deserve to be the first in line for jobs and contracts. Family is farther down the pike. Now I'm sure there's all kinds of crap going on in Springfield that we won't know about until it's time to vote again. Our beloved Governor is already hinting around that he may make a run for The White House. I think he blew it yesterday. Illinois is one thing, but the rest of America is more than likely not interested in hearing about the man's balls, nuts, grapefruits, or testicles. ...and THAT'S the way I see it! Time to go drain the cyclops... -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Illinois Governor talks about his testicles to media!

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Illinois Governor talks about his testicles to media!

WWE wrestler turned best selling children's author, Mick Foley always made sure to let opponents know he had "testicular fortitude"... Now, the honor goes to Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich who spoke to the media yesterday about the size of his testicles! Pretty soon, some kind of rating system will be needed for the 10 o' clock news! The Gov. felt he needed to make those remarks because of all the hate he has for his father-in-law, an Alderman from Chicago who is accusing him of giving out state jobs and contracts as a payback for large campaign contributions. The Alderman meanwhile, is angry because the Gov. pulled the plug on his friend's downstate rock quarry over Christmas because it was a hazard. He later changed his mind and decided it could stay open, no matter how dangerous the site was. Nice eh? The Gov. and his father-in-law are like two little girls fighting over their dolly on the playground. Can you imaginge Thanksgiving at the Governor's mansion? I wonder who gets to sit at the head of the table and carve the bird?! Better still, I wonder how many times the bird gets flipped around at family functions! I think I have take sides with Blagojevich on this issue no matter how big his grapefruits are. Just because you're family to the Governor, that doesn't automatically give you a green light to do illegal things behind his back. The people of Illinois who voted you in deserve to be the first in line for jobs and contracts. Family is farther down the pike. Now I'm sure there's all kinds of crap going on in Springfield that we won't know about until it's time to vote again. Our beloved Governor is already hinting around that he may make a run for The White House. I think he blew it yesterday. Illinois is one thing, but the rest of America is more than likely not interested in hearing about the man's balls, nuts, grapefruits, or testicles. ...and THAT'S the way I see it! Time to go drain the cyclops...

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Tuesday, May 17, 2005

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