AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Saturday, April 30, 2005 ----- BODY: Posted by Hello One of the big stories of the week that really made me sick, was the news that Tom Cruise is romancing much younger Katie Holmes in Rome. What's with this guy? He changes women as often as underwear! These Hollywood types are very annoying with their shenanigans. Is he going through some sort of midlife crisis already? Geez! He's batting 1000 in two areas. Everytime he makes a movie with some babe, he hooks up with her in real life. On the flip side of the coin, he hasn't made any good movies since. I don't know, "Cocktail?" Tommy's gonna end Katie's movie career before it gets started. The only time I'd ever tune into "Dawson's Creek" was to check her out, so I guess good for Tom.********Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a falling out for whatever reason, and now Paris is looking for a new partner for "The Simple Life" I think Paris is jealous that Nicole got hot. I don't care even care if she's half black. How come there's no videos of her making the rounds on the Web? To think that the show made it this far is an accomplishment already. Don't ask one of the Olsen twins to join you on the road, how about you just call it quits? And good luck with "The House of Wax," psst...you're gonna need it!*******Onward we go to "The Land Down Under." Another band is getting back together...kind of, sort of. How would you like to see INXS? Well, the people that make most of the reality shows on TV right now are turning this into sort of a contest. At the end of May, a new show will air someplace as the remaining members of INXS find a new lead singer to replace Michael Hutchence who killed himself a few years ago. Train Wreck!******* Finally, I have to make mention of the chick from Georgia who was too scared to get married and faked her own kidnapping by going to Vegas and New Mexico. It wasn't so much that she was scared to get married, she WAS scared to leave her Daddy and their million dollar home. So this morning, she fesses up and says it was a hoax. Now, how would you like to know that for the week she was gone, there were people working and searching day and night for her, all for nothing. These are YOUR tax dollars at work again! If her old man is so rich, she should have to give all that money back for the search and rescue. Not so, this woman in her 30's was told by the cops that their just happy to have her safe at home. What a bunch of baloney! If she's having 1000 people at her wedding, I should be able to go to so I can slap her upside the head. Oh, and by the way, I'll have the prime rib! THAT'S the way I see i! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Yibbida Yibbida Yibbida That's The Week That Was Folks!

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Saturday, April 30, 2005

Yibbida Yibbida Yibbida That's The Week That Was Folks!

Posted by Hello One of the big stories of the week that really made me sick, was the news that Tom Cruise is romancing much younger Katie Holmes in Rome. What's with this guy? He changes women as often as underwear! These Hollywood types are very annoying with their shenanigans. Is he going through some sort of midlife crisis already? Geez! He's batting 1000 in two areas. Everytime he makes a movie with some babe, he hooks up with her in real life. On the flip side of the coin, he hasn't made any good movies since. I don't know, "Cocktail?" Tommy's gonna end Katie's movie career before it gets started. The only time I'd ever tune into "Dawson's Creek" was to check her out, so I guess good for Tom.********Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a falling out for whatever reason, and now Paris is looking for a new partner for "The Simple Life" I think Paris is jealous that Nicole got hot. I don't care even care if she's half black. How come there's no videos of her making the rounds on the Web? To think that the show made it this far is an accomplishment already. Don't ask one of the Olsen twins to join you on the road, how about you just call it quits? And good luck with "The House of Wax," psst...you're gonna need it!*******Onward we go to "The Land Down Under." Another band is getting back together...kind of, sort of. How would you like to see INXS? Well, the people that make most of the reality shows on TV right now are turning this into sort of a contest. At the end of May, a new show will air someplace as the remaining members of INXS find a new lead singer to replace Michael Hutchence who killed himself a few years ago. Train Wreck!******* Finally, I have to make mention of the chick from Georgia who was too scared to get married and faked her own kidnapping by going to Vegas and New Mexico. It wasn't so much that she was scared to get married, she WAS scared to leave her Daddy and their million dollar home. So this morning, she fesses up and says it was a hoax. Now, how would you like to know that for the week she was gone, there were people working and searching day and night for her, all for nothing. These are YOUR tax dollars at work again! If her old man is so rich, she should have to give all that money back for the search and rescue. Not so, this woman in her 30's was told by the cops that their just happy to have her safe at home. What a bunch of baloney! If she's having 1000 people at her wedding, I should be able to go to so I can slap her upside the head. Oh, and by the way, I'll have the prime rib! THAT'S the way I see i!

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