AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Wednesday, April 20, 2005 ----- BODY: You know the weather is starting to get warm when you see this "thing" make a dancing fool of him/herself on TV! Posted by Hello I'm madder than Michael Jackson in an all- girls school over the fact that I have to be subjected to another year of seeing "Mr. Sixx" ham it up and dance like he has ants in the pants for Six Flags Theme Parks. Who is this guy? WHAT is this guy? That's all part of the "mystery" behind this ad campaign that I thought was only going to be used for one year. Nope. One thing is for sure...Mr. Sixx is NOT an old man. Heck, I'll go so far as to say it isn't a man at all! You know, that kind of reminds me of something my Grandaddy used to say in the early 1970's when everyone had long hair. He used to say, "The only way you're going to find out of it's a man or a woman, is to turn them upside down!" They should tell us the sex of Sixx for the ticket price. I haven't been to the one in Gurnee for over 20 years because of the outrageous prices and service fees. For that kind of money I can get a bottle of "green label" Jack Daniels and a prostitute and have more fun with money left over! That will never happen either. Meanwhile, the joke is old. Male or female, this person drives me nuts! Send him packing and bring back the Looney Toons! And THAT'S the way I see it! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Mr. Sixx Should Be Deep Sixed!

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Mr. Sixx Should Be Deep Sixed!

You know the weather is starting to get warm when you see this "thing" make a dancing fool of him/herself on TV! Posted by Hello I'm madder than Michael Jackson in an all- girls school over the fact that I have to be subjected to another year of seeing "Mr. Sixx" ham it up and dance like he has ants in the pants for Six Flags Theme Parks. Who is this guy? WHAT is this guy? That's all part of the "mystery" behind this ad campaign that I thought was only going to be used for one year. Nope. One thing is for sure...Mr. Sixx is NOT an old man. Heck, I'll go so far as to say it isn't a man at all! You know, that kind of reminds me of something my Grandaddy used to say in the early 1970's when everyone had long hair. He used to say, "The only way you're going to find out of it's a man or a woman, is to turn them upside down!" They should tell us the sex of Sixx for the ticket price. I haven't been to the one in Gurnee for over 20 years because of the outrageous prices and service fees. For that kind of money I can get a bottle of "green label" Jack Daniels and a prostitute and have more fun with money left over! That will never happen either. Meanwhile, the joke is old. Male or female, this person drives me nuts! Send him packing and bring back the Looney Toons! And THAT'S the way I see it!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Wednesday, April 20, 2005

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