AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Friday, April 22, 2005 ----- BODY: Colonel Sanders would smile knowing that Americans are going back to their same old habits! Posted by Hello I don't know if they get the Wall Street Journal up in heaven. If they do, I'll bet Colonel Sanders took his newspaper, rolled it up, and whacked Dr. Atkins upside the head a few times saying, "I lived longer than you Atkins! What do you have to say about your 'no carbs' thing now you ham and egger?" Sanders of course would be referring to the story in the news that his very successful chicken franchise is dropping the KFC moniker and returning to it's roots as Kentucky Fried Chicken after 14 years. Make no chicken bones about it...KFC became what it was because surveys showed people didn't like the word "fried" in the name. I wasn't one of them. It was always known as Kentucky Fried Chicken to me! My wife will be the first one to tell you I'm not too crazy about chicken because I hate ripping apart the bones like a vulture dining on a desert highway. They were starting to suffer an identity crisis anyway. They were trying all sorts of tricks like introducing ham for a while, sandwiches, wraps, you name it. Now quite honestly, if we were to go to the KFC, I would order one of the things I just mentioned and they weren't too bad. Actually, I hope they retain a few these items just for my sake because as I understand it, they are going towards a "Deep South" menu adding ham hocks and collard greens and mac and cheese. This is all a thing called karma. All the people that made them change their name 14 years ago, just got what was coming to them. This only goes to show you that people like Dr. Atkins were blowing smoke with all this diet business. We only flap around this big blue marble once in our lifetime, may as well do it with a leg in one hand and a breast in the other, or a breast in each hand, or a leg in each hand and all is good, and THAT'S the way I see it! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: KFC Gets KO'd ASAP!

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Friday, April 22, 2005

KFC Gets KO'd ASAP!

Colonel Sanders would smile knowing that Americans are going back to their same old habits! Posted by Hello I don't know if they get the Wall Street Journal up in heaven. If they do, I'll bet Colonel Sanders took his newspaper, rolled it up, and whacked Dr. Atkins upside the head a few times saying, "I lived longer than you Atkins! What do you have to say about your 'no carbs' thing now you ham and egger?" Sanders of course would be referring to the story in the news that his very successful chicken franchise is dropping the KFC moniker and returning to it's roots as Kentucky Fried Chicken after 14 years. Make no chicken bones about it...KFC became what it was because surveys showed people didn't like the word "fried" in the name. I wasn't one of them. It was always known as Kentucky Fried Chicken to me! My wife will be the first one to tell you I'm not too crazy about chicken because I hate ripping apart the bones like a vulture dining on a desert highway. They were starting to suffer an identity crisis anyway. They were trying all sorts of tricks like introducing ham for a while, sandwiches, wraps, you name it. Now quite honestly, if we were to go to the KFC, I would order one of the things I just mentioned and they weren't too bad. Actually, I hope they retain a few these items just for my sake because as I understand it, they are going towards a "Deep South" menu adding ham hocks and collard greens and mac and cheese. This is all a thing called karma. All the people that made them change their name 14 years ago, just got what was coming to them. This only goes to show you that people like Dr. Atkins were blowing smoke with all this diet business. We only flap around this big blue marble once in our lifetime, may as well do it with a leg in one hand and a breast in the other, or a breast in each hand, or a leg in each hand and all is good, and THAT'S the way I see it!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Friday, April 22, 2005

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