A word from Captain Jack Longfellow...
"Aye mates. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Captain Jack Longfellow and I'm taking over this sinking ship called "The Squealing Pig Worldwide". In the past few weeks this site has become idle. This was the perfect opportunity for Captain Jack to do what he does best...breath some fresh aire into a poor product. I'm lookin' for a few good bucaneers to help me. If you don't help me out, me parrot Gertie has a beak on her that will chew your nuts off. By the way mates, this has nothing to do with the Disney movie coming out with Johnny Depp. Matter of fact, Captain Jack believes Walt Disney was homosexual. Call this a hostile takeover me lads, and hope for the best or I'll stick my peg leg up your ass"
Captain Jack Longfellow
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Friday, June 23, 2006
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