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A Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE special report. Utopia FOUND! Religion has been all the buzz lately. Since there's no condominiums on the moon, and we have yet to set foot on mars, how does one get away from this tainted and polluted world? If you happen to have a mobile home, fill the tires with air and hook it up to your station wagon for a roadtrip due South. Paradise is located near Naples, Florida. About 10 square miles of trees were cleared to make way for a new town. Welcome to the next best thing other than living under a big dome. This is all brought to you by the guy who put Domino's Pizza on the map. This community called, "Ave Maria" puts religion at the center of daily living. It's a little too late to sign up for a condo, or house. In fact, the $500,000 homes are going like hotcakes and interested persons are now being added to a waiting list. This place hopes to weed out all the bad apples in society by enforcing tough laws. Don't bother to look for any Internet access. Lord only knows that people don't use a computer for anything other than sending dirty joke emails! Cable and satellite television are also getting the boot. Also, no video stores and grocery and convenient stores will not stock cigarettes, alcohol, or dirty reading material. This place promises that the community will be free of filth...a place where the clock gets turned back to the 1950's, where family meant dining together and watching "Leave it to Beaver" on TV before an early bedtime. They do have another selling point: The place is going to be so safe that your kids could walk the street at three in the morning. Daily school prayer is also part of the package. Isn't this how Iraq came to be? Piping prayers and holy music over loudspeakers to the Islams?. Oh yeah, there's one more important thing to consider: It's hurricane season right now.________________________________________________________________
In order to get ready for Memorial Day, I'd like to share the recipe for a hit on Monday.
Great Gobbley Gook hamburgers
1) one pound ground turkey
2) hamburger buns
Directions: mold the turkey into patties and put on a hot grill until no longer pink.
*place the cooked burgers on a hamburger bun
*add salt and pepper
*ketchup, mustard, mayo, cheese and onion
*serve with chips or potato salad
*enjoy while it's hot
Copyright 2006 by Dave and The Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
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