AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Saturday, June 24, 2006 ----- BODY: Ahoy mates. Tonight I plan on dissing the one and only Patrick Dempsey of Grey's Anatomy. What a pain in the ass this joker is! Now me lads and lasses, Dempsey was never on the "A" list. As a matter of fact, Dempsey always played the nerd in his feature films. To the left is a photo of him and his co-star from Can't Buy Me Love. All of a sudden this S.O.B. has let fame hit him in the balls. ABC needs him now to turn the corner and get back on track. Nerds all over the world shall unite! Dempsey's movies pretty much sucked. Now, Dempsey's role on Grey's Anatomy has resulted in Patrick Dempsey becoming a "sex symbol". Please, Gertie the parrot can act better than him. This just in McDreamy: Your time is about up. To make sure, I'll fast forward my clocks by four hours tonight. Now Sir, I need you to walk the plank, -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "What the hell is this crap?"

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

"What the hell is this crap?"

Ahoy mates. Tonight I plan on dissing the one and only Patrick Dempsey of Grey's Anatomy. What a pain in the ass this joker is! Now me lads and lasses, Dempsey was never on the "A" list. As a matter of fact, Dempsey always played the nerd in his feature films. To the left is a photo of him and his co-star from Can't Buy Me Love. All of a sudden this S.O.B. has let fame hit him in the balls. ABC needs him now to turn the corner and get back on track. Nerds all over the world shall unite! Dempsey's movies pretty much sucked. Now, Dempsey's role on Grey's Anatomy has resulted in Patrick Dempsey becoming a "sex symbol". Please, Gertie the parrot can act better than him. This just in McDreamy: Your time is about up. To make sure, I'll fast forward my clocks by four hours tonight. Now Sir, I need you to walk the plank,

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