"Do you come from a land down under?"
Criminey Pete's me lads and lasses. All the talk this weekend revolves around Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban getting married in Australia. As far as I know, Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan is not invited although, the crocodiles in the area will be sitting at the main table. Methinks Nicole is a gold digger. She's digging a ditch in the wrong spot. Urban is a "Country and Western" star from Australia who's seen it all and done it all providing it can go up his nose. If anyone needs help, it should be Mr. Crocodile himself. When was the last time we heard "put a shrimp on the barbie?" Nicole on the other hand is putting all of her ducks in a row. Tom Cruise left her and got together with Katie Holmes. The whole thing is a bunch of poop that belongs in the toilet! When you flush, the water will go down the shitter counterclockwise me lads...Australia is south of the equator. It's time for Nicole and Keith to get on board the ship and I'll make 'em walk the plank. Better still, I'll put them in a boxing ring with a kangaroo and let the animal beat the crap out of 'em! Mr. Dundee can even be the referee although, a koala bear would call the thing down the middle.
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Saturday, June 24, 2006
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