"Queers in Space and on the streets of Chicago!"
"Ahoy mates! Cap'n Jack has some disturbing news on this Monday. You see lads, the homosexuals of the world came together this weekend in Chicago to celebrate their pride. Me lads, my idea of pride is waving the American Flag and not having anal sex with another man! Don't say that around George Takei of Star Trek. The man is as queer as a $3 bill. Imagine if you will, what it must have been like to have a gay, oriental man on board with you as you sail through the Universe! William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy had to constantly look over their shoulder! Takei was the "Queen of the Queers" this weekend and led the parade. If the parade was any indication on where our society is headed, my friends, we're all in trouble! Methinks after watching a part of this spectacle on tv, that parade was only pushing the limits of the FCC. Blow up dolls, dildo's, gays and lesbians kissing...I couldn't tell if I was watching network tv or The Playboy Channel. I give the Gay Pride Parade 4 dildo's for being truly disgusting. Takei ought to be ashamed of himself! An old man like him playing around with other men? A dark cloud hangs over The Enterprise. Take a walk on the plank Mr. Sulu!"
Captain Jack Longfellow
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Monday, June 26, 2006
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