Time to start looking for your rollerskate key!
It's a damn dirty shame that events happening on the other side of the globe are making the situation damn near impossible for you and your family to drive away for a week on vacation. What better way to give the news to America than on "Earth Day" today? Well, you know what? I've had it with this gas situation. I really don't give a hoot who wants to take the blame, but I didn't expect this to happen last October when I shelled out $78,000 for my new Hummer. This truck is taken out every morning to 7-11 for coffee and a paper snd occasionally, I may go to the Jewel down the street. Everything is within a few miles of each other but throwing a few hundred bucks into the gas tank every few days is crazy! I'm buying a Mini Cooper from BMW. They get about 3,000 miles to the gallon. I've had enough of this Hummer. I imagine that there's not really a market for this now. But, if you want class, this has all the bells and whistles. Rather than sell it and being expected to take a big financial loss, send me your name, e-mail and phone number. I'll throw them in a hopper on the last day of April and pull a winner out. If you're announced as the winner, you'll have 48 hours to claim the truck. If nobody wants it, it has a big date with a sledgehammerl
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Saturday, April 22, 2006
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