AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Thursday, April 20, 2006 ----- BODY: First of all, kudos to the folks at either Yahoo or Blogger for linking my old namesake to a debt consolidation company and forcing me to get a new addresss! Therefore, today will officially be "no holds barred". Now, I'm not one to wish ill will on people however, the group of "holy rollers" that flew into Chicago to disrupt a fallen soldier's funeral yesterday deserve to be in a fiery plane crash. This group of inbreeds have no jobs, no responsibilities, and no respect for the people fighting in Iraq. To say that soldiers getting killed is because of the "Wrath of God" coming down and punishing everyone because of homosexuality is just plain, nuts! Here's to making an Amendment to the First Amendment! TomKat update...Even Hannibal Lector would pass on this dish...I hear all this mumbo jumbo about how Tom Cruise is going to keep the little baby in the house with the shades down and the blinds closed until she's 21. The jury is still out on where the baby was actually born, but they say it was right down the hall from Brooke Shields. Tom is really pulling out all the stops to make sure the tabloids don't get too close to the house because he doesn't want rumors, bad press, or grainy photos taken with a telephoto lens. Having said that, what in the world would possess this nut to tell a reporter that he's going to eat the placenta to "get close" to his daughter? Supposedly, this practice is done in parts of Asia and Rod Stewart was said to have "dined" on one himself. Boy, for a guy who hates the press, he's really going out of his way to make sure he's in it. War of The Worlds was good for him to star in because he and Katie are way, way, out there! The fallout after Howard rolls on! Since the beginning of the year when Howard Stern jumped to satellite radio, the winds of change have swept through a lot of the stations he was once on. The first of many casualties already is coming to fruition. David Lee Roth is once again gonna have to put on some "sensible shoes" and hit the street to look for work. After a few months on the air at 92.3 FM in New York, "Diamond Dave"'s ratings have fallen through the floor. Luckily we don't get to hear his show on WCKG because we're blessed by a doofus named "Rover" Now, roll over and play dead. Anyway, the last straw for that station in NY that calls itself "Free FM" (yeah, one of those that plays anything and everything) was when Roth tried to fill an hours worth of time by reading the comics out of the NY Times. Funny stuff eh? Finally...another story about God with a link to the WWE! Maybe it's because of the Easter season, or maybe it's because people are in need of something to believe in, but there's been nearly a story a week recently about The Bible. They claimed to have found Noah's Ark on a mountain top buried in ice, the famous "Shroud of Turin", lost readings of Judas that make him a hero, and the other day they said to have found the sea where Jesus healed people. Let's not forget the DaVinci code hoopla either. That's just dandy, but working God into a storyline on WWE Monday Night Raw to get a pop from the crowd is just stupid! Vince McMahon came up with the brilliant plan because as the story goes, longtime wrestler Shawn Michaels is a born again Christian who waved goodbye to all the sex, drugs, and rock and roll several years ago. Now, Michaels is in fact the real deal and a believer. I can't believe that he would sink to that level to partake in such foolishness. So, on RAW on Monday, Vince McMahon and his son will be taking on Shawn Michaels and "God". I don't know if this is going to be a character or a bunch of smoke and mirrors, but I do know that there's already shirts and a DVD in the works about "God". Last week after 15 minutes I turned it off. I thought lightning would strike. What a great way to introduce religion to the young people that attend the events...you have God as a wrestleer and after that a "WWE Diva Bra and Panties Match!" Way to go Vince, you've finally sunk to a new low! THAT'S the way I see it today! UPDATE ON THE LAST STORY AS POSTED BY DAVE SCHAER: After announcing that God and Shawn Michaels would take on Shane McMahon at tomorrow's Raw taping in London, WWE did a 180 and posted the following on their website today. "While flying over the Atlantic Ocean on his way to London Thursday afternoon, Mr. McMahon had an epiphany. The Chairman will no longer be sacrificing his son Shane in a Handicap Match against Shawn Michaels and "God" this Monday night. Instead, his son Shane will be facing HBK in one-on-one action on RAW. However, the tag team match pitting Mr. McMahon & Shane vs. HBK & "God" at Backlash will still happen as scheduled." I have to say, I was surprised to see that they would give away God's first WWE appearance on free TV when it's definitely a PPV moment. I can't believe I just wrote that and it was actually germane to the WWE product. -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "It's a poop-er-ee of nonsense making the rounds on The Web!"

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

"It's a poop-er-ee of nonsense making the rounds on The Web!"

First of all, kudos to the folks at either Yahoo or Blogger for linking my old namesake to a debt consolidation company and forcing me to get a new addresss! Therefore, today will officially be "no holds barred". Now, I'm not one to wish ill will on people however, the group of "holy rollers" that flew into Chicago to disrupt a fallen soldier's funeral yesterday deserve to be in a fiery plane crash. This group of inbreeds have no jobs, no responsibilities, and no respect for the people fighting in Iraq. To say that soldiers getting killed is because of the "Wrath of God" coming down and punishing everyone because of homosexuality is just plain, nuts! Here's to making an Amendment to the First Amendment! TomKat update...Even Hannibal Lector would pass on this dish...I hear all this mumbo jumbo about how Tom Cruise is going to keep the little baby in the house with the shades down and the blinds closed until she's 21. The jury is still out on where the baby was actually born, but they say it was right down the hall from Brooke Shields. Tom is really pulling out all the stops to make sure the tabloids don't get too close to the house because he doesn't want rumors, bad press, or grainy photos taken with a telephoto lens. Having said that, what in the world would possess this nut to tell a reporter that he's going to eat the placenta to "get close" to his daughter? Supposedly, this practice is done in parts of Asia and Rod Stewart was said to have "dined" on one himself. Boy, for a guy who hates the press, he's really going out of his way to make sure he's in it. War of The Worlds was good for him to star in because he and Katie are way, way, out there! The fallout after Howard rolls on! Since the beginning of the year when Howard Stern jumped to satellite radio, the winds of change have swept through a lot of the stations he was once on. The first of many casualties already is coming to fruition. David Lee Roth is once again gonna have to put on some "sensible shoes" and hit the street to look for work. After a few months on the air at 92.3 FM in New York, "Diamond Dave"'s ratings have fallen through the floor. Luckily we don't get to hear his show on WCKG because we're blessed by a doofus named "Rover" Now, roll over and play dead. Anyway, the last straw for that station in NY that calls itself "Free FM" (yeah, one of those that plays anything and everything) was when Roth tried to fill an hours worth of time by reading the comics out of the NY Times. Funny stuff eh? Finally...another story about God with a link to the WWE! Maybe it's because of the Easter season, or maybe it's because people are in need of something to believe in, but there's been nearly a story a week recently about The Bible. They claimed to have found Noah's Ark on a mountain top buried in ice, the famous "Shroud of Turin", lost readings of Judas that make him a hero, and the other day they said to have found the sea where Jesus healed people. Let's not forget the DaVinci code hoopla either. That's just dandy, but working God into a storyline on WWE Monday Night Raw to get a pop from the crowd is just stupid! Vince McMahon came up with the brilliant plan because as the story goes, longtime wrestler Shawn Michaels is a born again Christian who waved goodbye to all the sex, drugs, and rock and roll several years ago. Now, Michaels is in fact the real deal and a believer. I can't believe that he would sink to that level to partake in such foolishness. So, on RAW on Monday, Vince McMahon and his son will be taking on Shawn Michaels and "God". I don't know if this is going to be a character or a bunch of smoke and mirrors, but I do know that there's already shirts and a DVD in the works about "God". Last week after 15 minutes I turned it off. I thought lightning would strike. What a great way to introduce religion to the young people that attend the events...you have God as a wrestleer and after that a "WWE Diva Bra and Panties Match!" Way to go Vince, you've finally sunk to a new low! THAT'S the way I see it today! UPDATE ON THE LAST STORY AS POSTED BY DAVE SCHAER: After announcing that God and Shawn Michaels would take on Shane McMahon at tomorrow's Raw taping in London, WWE did a 180 and posted the following on their website today. "While flying over the Atlantic Ocean on his way to London Thursday afternoon, Mr. McMahon had an epiphany. The Chairman will no longer be sacrificing his son Shane in a Handicap Match against Shawn Michaels and "God" this Monday night. Instead, his son Shane will be facing HBK in one-on-one action on RAW. However, the tag team match pitting Mr. McMahon & Shane vs. HBK & "God" at Backlash will still happen as scheduled." I have to say, I was surprised to see that they would give away God's first WWE appearance on free TV when it's definitely a PPV moment. I can't believe I just wrote that and it was actually germane to the WWE product.

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