A can of Lysol disinfectant and a nice wash and wax!
Leave it to those crazy New Yorkers to pull a crazy stunt during rush hour on the subway! If you live out there or have ever visited, you're probably well aware of the fact that nothing is ever too surprising when riding the public transportation. Although I've never been to NY, I've heard that it's kind of like Chicago except for the fact that it's cranked up a couple notches what with the typical weirdos mugging people, selling stolen jewelry, urinating on the third rail, and so on. So on Friday, what was just supposed to be a routine train ride home from the office turned into a circus. At one of the stops, a group of people boarded the train and after a few minutes stripped naked and started doing "performance art". These people must have been passed over for "The Blue Man Group". The show went on for a few minutes before the train stopped and the cops got on. Turns out it really was a legit Improv group doing a case study on how people would react to their shenannigans. Sure it was probably funny to witness, but a couple things come to mind: If I ever go to New York I'm going to bring a can of Lysol and spray the seats. I can't imagine a person sitting on the seat with bare ass and private parts rubbing the plastic. Also, These people weren't exactly too smart to pull a stunt like that on a train, where you think they would have known that they were stuck on there with no escape route. It is unknown if these people were charged with anything or the cops dismissed it as just another ordinary day! The 2006 International Auto Show recently kicked off with a bang in Detroit. It's really too bad that Ford didn't pull anything too exciting out of their hats. If they would have done what the people at Dodge were a part of (it is undetermined if it was a publicity stunt or not), maybe Ford wouldn't have announced all those layoff's on Monday morning! It's another new "classic" car from 1970...the Dodge Challenger as pictured above. Sure the car is a head turner by itself, and having one of the "Desperate Housewives" modeling and signing autographs next to it was another bonus, but when the doors were closed at the end of the night, that was when the real show got started with the car. It was reported that rather gorgeous young Jezabel had somehow came back during the night and brought a whole entourage of guys with her, got naked, and rolled around all over the hood of the car while these men took digital photos as well as photos with their cellphones to send to their buddies. This story seems like one of those "urban myths" that are often talked about and later debunked. Considering this impromptu photo shoot lasted about 20 minutes without getting noticed by security guards and without any tape available, it kind of makes me wonder. No one is for sure if this was just a rowdy group of people that bribed someone to get back in, or if this was just some ploy by Dodge to stir up interest and get people talking about the car. As is the case with alien abductions and ghosts, there is nothing to prove that any of this ever happened. Geez, you would think that one of the photos would surface on the Internet! I say the only way to prove this story is to see if the hood of that car smells like ass! There you have it folks...two nude stories to talk about at the water cooler. THAT'S the way I see things today!
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
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