A Merry Christmas from "The Pig" to you...
You asked for it, you got it! As sick as it may be, here's the fish with two mouths! Even though I read the story, and saw it on TV, I was a bit skeptical. Now, back in the day down in Southern Illinois while at SIU, me and my clique would spend numerous weekends spelunking (caving). Armed with only a flashlight and a half dozen Duracells, we crawled on our bellies through some rough landscape. There was no tour guide there...you lose your grip and fall 25 feet and it may take a year before someone finds your bones! Nobody has to tell me about how the living creatures adapt and change genetically. Spiders, snakes, fish, and salamanders that we came across underneath the Mississippi River were albino and blind. Never, EVER, did we come across a fish with two mouths. If scientists claim this thing may be another step in the fish's evolution, Darwin must be right. Humans will soon have two assholes!
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Saturday, December 24, 2005
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