AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Friday, December 23, 2005 ----- BODY: Join us, as we take a look at the week that was...FROZEN KIBBLES AND BITS. A stray dog in Wisconsin got himself into a bit of a fix this week while fooling around some Amtrak train tracks. The pooch took a dip in a pond located nearby and sat down on the tracks to rest. A man in a house across the way noticed the dog but, nothing too unusual. After a few hours had passed however, he figured something was wrong and also knew the train was due to come through very soon. When he went outside for a look, turns out the doggie's ass was frozen to one of the rails! After a quick call to 911, the police and fire department were dispatched and then did something I could have done without the call to 911...they grabbed it by the tail and ripped it off the tracks like a band-aid. Just in time too. Ten minutes later the train zipped by. The dog is fine but just a little shaken up because part of his ass is still on that rail. All's well that end's well! "I caught a fish THIS BIG, and he had two mouths!" This isn't a fish story. The papers have picked up on the story of a Nebraska fisherman who caught a fish that actually had TWO MOUTHS! The oddity, which quite frankly is too disturbing to post a photo, isn't too big of a deal for people who fish in that lake. Scientists have checked out the dead fish and have ruled out anything "fishy" in the water such as toxic waste. They say this is a genetic thing and may very well be the next step in that fish's evolution. They didn't explain however, why that fish glows in the dark! THE WINE THAT GOT TURNED BACK TO WATER Sorry, there won't be any "Jesus Juice" flowing at your New Year's party this year. A California couples attempt to trademark and start mass producing Michael Jackson's favorite drink have hit a road block. The $2.99 bottle of fortified fruity wine raised eyebrows when the couple presented the label. As if the name weren't enough, the label depicted a cartoon image of Michael Jackson hanging from a cross. To add more fuel to the fire, this was being targeted at the urban areas of Los Angeles. Maybe that priest Michael Phleger on Chicago's South Side should forget about trying to have Howard Stern's "racist" show taken off satellite radio, and go to California to put an end to this nonsense (story appeared on smoking gun.com) STONE COLD 3:16 MINUS STONE COLD In a story making the rounds on YAHOO!, Dateline NBC, and CNN this week, the latest trend in sports entertainment isn't the WWE or TNA, it's the CWF. The Christian Wrestling Federation is proud of what they do down in Georgia and Florida. These part-time independent wrestlers make an honest living by day, but on nights and weekends, they put on the grease paint, tights, and lace the boots and climb inside the squared circle with their Bibles to preach the Gospel to the 25 or so people in the church basement. Then, they get down to business and do some good old fashioned Southern Style Wrasslin' with chairshots, pile drivers, and self-inflicted razor blade cuts. In the USA and Spike TV world of wrestling, it's always good vs.evil. In the CWF, the guys that get the crap beat out of them are the bad guys. The good guys never lose. This is why you'll never see these guys on TV. It sends a mixed signal...preach the Good Word and then whack your buddy over the head with a folding chair! It's crazy! THAT'S the way I see things today! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "Twas the wacky week before Christmas" and waiting for Piggy Claus!

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Friday, December 23, 2005

"Twas the wacky week before Christmas" and waiting for Piggy Claus!

Join us, as we take a look at the week that was...FROZEN KIBBLES AND BITS. A stray dog in Wisconsin got himself into a bit of a fix this week while fooling around some Amtrak train tracks. The pooch took a dip in a pond located nearby and sat down on the tracks to rest. A man in a house across the way noticed the dog but, nothing too unusual. After a few hours had passed however, he figured something was wrong and also knew the train was due to come through very soon. When he went outside for a look, turns out the doggie's ass was frozen to one of the rails! After a quick call to 911, the police and fire department were dispatched and then did something I could have done without the call to 911...they grabbed it by the tail and ripped it off the tracks like a band-aid. Just in time too. Ten minutes later the train zipped by. The dog is fine but just a little shaken up because part of his ass is still on that rail. All's well that end's well! "I caught a fish THIS BIG, and he had two mouths!" This isn't a fish story. The papers have picked up on the story of a Nebraska fisherman who caught a fish that actually had TWO MOUTHS! The oddity, which quite frankly is too disturbing to post a photo, isn't too big of a deal for people who fish in that lake. Scientists have checked out the dead fish and have ruled out anything "fishy" in the water such as toxic waste. They say this is a genetic thing and may very well be the next step in that fish's evolution. They didn't explain however, why that fish glows in the dark! THE WINE THAT GOT TURNED BACK TO WATER Sorry, there won't be any "Jesus Juice" flowing at your New Year's party this year. A California couples attempt to trademark and start mass producing Michael Jackson's favorite drink have hit a road block. The $2.99 bottle of fortified fruity wine raised eyebrows when the couple presented the label. As if the name weren't enough, the label depicted a cartoon image of Michael Jackson hanging from a cross. To add more fuel to the fire, this was being targeted at the urban areas of Los Angeles. Maybe that priest Michael Phleger on Chicago's South Side should forget about trying to have Howard Stern's "racist" show taken off satellite radio, and go to California to put an end to this nonsense (story appeared on smoking gun.com) STONE COLD 3:16 MINUS STONE COLD In a story making the rounds on YAHOO!, Dateline NBC, and CNN this week, the latest trend in sports entertainment isn't the WWE or TNA, it's the CWF. The Christian Wrestling Federation is proud of what they do down in Georgia and Florida. These part-time independent wrestlers make an honest living by day, but on nights and weekends, they put on the grease paint, tights, and lace the boots and climb inside the squared circle with their Bibles to preach the Gospel to the 25 or so people in the church basement. Then, they get down to business and do some good old fashioned Southern Style Wrasslin' with chairshots, pile drivers, and self-inflicted razor blade cuts. In the USA and Spike TV world of wrestling, it's always good vs.evil. In the CWF, the guys that get the crap beat out of them are the bad guys. The good guys never lose. This is why you'll never see these guys on TV. It sends a mixed signal...preach the Good Word and then whack your buddy over the head with a folding chair! It's crazy! THAT'S the way I see things today!

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