AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Sunday, December 04, 2005 ----- BODY: Yep, it sounds like another story you might hear on Inside Edition, but this one is Oh, so verrry real. A couple of guys down south came to work early one morning at the towns only McDonald's right next to the interstate when one thing led to another and before you know it, three guys were walking across the road to case out the Wendy's. Who knew Wendy's was so loaded? All that money and you would thing the guys up in advertising would bring her looks up to speed, or at least into the 21st Century. The three McDonald's employees broke a window and climbed in for a looksie before doing all sorts of damage and looting the safe and cash registers. When the job was done, they whistled their way back across the street and began their shift. Imagine the surprise of the Manager on duty when the cops walked in for a cup of coffee and arrest these clowns. Oops! Everyone had a gun and never thought that cameras were watching. Long story short, they got arrested. The guy that was calling all the shots was named "Ronald McDonald". So, Ronald robbed from Wendy and got sent to the slammer. Actually, although Mr. McDonald wasn't the famous clown, it was still a funny story considering Ronald robbed from Wendy's. Suddenly, I have a taste for a Frosty! ...In only a matter of a couple of weeks, those folks that have money to burn will have access to pay radio and pay TV. Sirius, the pay radio service is banking on you as a fan and listener to plunk down the $13.00 a month to listen to Stern's same old nonsense. If that's not enough, you can also get the "Video on Demand" portion and see Stern slap the ass of some porn star or feel the boobs of some Playboy centerfold for a nominal fee. What the hells with this guy? The material isn't funny anymore. What kind of nitwits are going to pay for this/ How long before the FCC clamps down on Stern and they put some kind of rules on satellite over what is considered indecent? Do it now! Stern doesn't need the money and quite frankly, I can put him, Don Imus, Mancow, and Al Franken out to pasture. I will be announcing my gameplan shortly. If that idiot Michael Essany in Valpo wants to get into politics, I'm there too. More to come soon. -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "I demand a date with Wendy, NOW!" and "Are you Sirius?"

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

"I demand a date with Wendy, NOW!" and "Are you Sirius?"

Yep, it sounds like another story you might hear on Inside Edition, but this one is Oh, so verrry real. A couple of guys down south came to work early one morning at the towns only McDonald's right next to the interstate when one thing led to another and before you know it, three guys were walking across the road to case out the Wendy's. Who knew Wendy's was so loaded? All that money and you would thing the guys up in advertising would bring her looks up to speed, or at least into the 21st Century. The three McDonald's employees broke a window and climbed in for a looksie before doing all sorts of damage and looting the safe and cash registers. When the job was done, they whistled their way back across the street and began their shift. Imagine the surprise of the Manager on duty when the cops walked in for a cup of coffee and arrest these clowns. Oops! Everyone had a gun and never thought that cameras were watching. Long story short, they got arrested. The guy that was calling all the shots was named "Ronald McDonald". So, Ronald robbed from Wendy and got sent to the slammer. Actually, although Mr. McDonald wasn't the famous clown, it was still a funny story considering Ronald robbed from Wendy's. Suddenly, I have a taste for a Frosty! ...In only a matter of a couple of weeks, those folks that have money to burn will have access to pay radio and pay TV. Sirius, the pay radio service is banking on you as a fan and listener to plunk down the $13.00 a month to listen to Stern's same old nonsense. If that's not enough, you can also get the "Video on Demand" portion and see Stern slap the ass of some porn star or feel the boobs of some Playboy centerfold for a nominal fee. What the hells with this guy? The material isn't funny anymore. What kind of nitwits are going to pay for this/ How long before the FCC clamps down on Stern and they put some kind of rules on satellite over what is considered indecent? Do it now! Stern doesn't need the money and quite frankly, I can put him, Don Imus, Mancow, and Al Franken out to pasture. I will be announcing my gameplan shortly. If that idiot Michael Essany in Valpo wants to get into politics, I'm there too. More to come soon.

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Sunday, December 04, 2005

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