AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 ----- BODY: In 2005, EVERYONE gets their own show and a chance to entertain the masses. Trump, Hogan, Paris, Paris' Momma, and Gene Simmons just to name a few. Now, it's Tommy Lee's turn. This only goes to show that television is going down the crapper. Why in the world NBC would pick up "Tommy Lee Goes to College" is beyond me. What does he have in common with the Peacock Network? (insert joke here) Nothing! In the past decade or so, NBC has given us some big hits...and now it comes down to this. Why did Tommy all of a sudden decide he needs a college education? Even he can't answer that question. In any event, his stay at the University of Nebraska has already ended while the show is set to debut tonight. He struggled his way through three courses while at the Lincoln campus and one of them was "Music History" where if he didn't earn himself an "A" on that free ride, he may as well throw away the sticks. He even joined the marching band to play drums...sorry, no "Kickstart My Heart" or "Dr. Feelgood" in this football halftime show. Tommy even showed Regis and Kelly the ropes in between the chit chat as he makes the rounds on all the talk shows this week. He didn't really want to get into the details of what's going to happen and he dodged questions left and right about Pamela Anderson. I know what's going to happen. He takes three classes and that's it. What's in between I don't know. Perhaps we'll see Tommy doing beer bongs, smoking dope, and calling up Papa John's at 3:00 in the morning for a pizza. He might even go out and get more tattoos or piercings. There's no purpose for this show other than to fill an hour. This show may have been good had it aired on Showtime or Cinemax. Tommy Lee is going to be more watered down than the 50 cent pitchers of Milwaukee's Best at happy hour. No cussing, no nothing! All that we get to see is Tommy flirting with a buxom co-ed that helps him with his homework. I really don't care what he says or does at school...his roommate should be the one that gets the TV show. Sorry MTV, you missed the boat on this one! THAT'S the way I see it! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Tommy needs college like another hole in his nose...or pecker!

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Tommy needs college like another hole in his nose...or pecker!

In 2005, EVERYONE gets their own show and a chance to entertain the masses. Trump, Hogan, Paris, Paris' Momma, and Gene Simmons just to name a few. Now, it's Tommy Lee's turn. This only goes to show that television is going down the crapper. Why in the world NBC would pick up "Tommy Lee Goes to College" is beyond me. What does he have in common with the Peacock Network? (insert joke here) Nothing! In the past decade or so, NBC has given us some big hits...and now it comes down to this. Why did Tommy all of a sudden decide he needs a college education? Even he can't answer that question. In any event, his stay at the University of Nebraska has already ended while the show is set to debut tonight. He struggled his way through three courses while at the Lincoln campus and one of them was "Music History" where if he didn't earn himself an "A" on that free ride, he may as well throw away the sticks. He even joined the marching band to play drums...sorry, no "Kickstart My Heart" or "Dr. Feelgood" in this football halftime show. Tommy even showed Regis and Kelly the ropes in between the chit chat as he makes the rounds on all the talk shows this week. He didn't really want to get into the details of what's going to happen and he dodged questions left and right about Pamela Anderson. I know what's going to happen. He takes three classes and that's it. What's in between I don't know. Perhaps we'll see Tommy doing beer bongs, smoking dope, and calling up Papa John's at 3:00 in the morning for a pizza. He might even go out and get more tattoos or piercings. There's no purpose for this show other than to fill an hour. This show may have been good had it aired on Showtime or Cinemax. Tommy Lee is going to be more watered down than the 50 cent pitchers of Milwaukee's Best at happy hour. No cussing, no nothing! All that we get to see is Tommy flirting with a buxom co-ed that helps him with his homework. I really don't care what he says or does at school...his roommate should be the one that gets the TV show. Sorry MTV, you missed the boat on this one! THAT'S the way I see it!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Tuesday, August 16, 2005

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