AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Thursday, August 04, 2005 ----- BODY: Michael is moving on up to the middle east! ****A Pig Exclusive**** Gather up all your empty cardboard boxes, milk crates, and hefty bags...There's going to be a shortage of these things at the old Neverland Ranch in California as Wacko Jacko is packing things up and leaving the United States and headed to Bahrain. I don't know exactly where this place is on the map, but I do know that it's got to be far enough away that we may never have to see or hear from Michael again! They say Michael is depressed because he's had a rough year. I say to MJ, "You made your bed now you lie in it!" Wait a minute, he never made the bed HOWEVER, he slept in it...not by himself either. Can you imagine the people that get hired to move him and his crap? It's going to be a boat load of toys and stuffed animals...not to mention the real animals. If a hard rain falls on moving day, that boat is going to look like Noah's Ark revisited. I'm also wondering who the real estate agent is going to be when Neverland goes on the market. You can be certain it won't be Century 21 or Remax. If anyone is interested in purchasing the site, they will forever be branded as the sicko that bought the Jackson ranch. The best thing to do is bulldoze the place. It will one day be haunted by the ghosts of the kids that stayed there. I understand he's moving to Bahrain because the people embrace him there and don't care one way or another if the allegations were true or not. I think it would be a great idea if President Bush would create some post for him, give him a rank and make him feel important. MJ always likes to dress up in that silly military uniform for a country that doesn't exist. Put the guy to work. Give him the sand colored drabs and send him into some of those caves to search for Bin Laden. He's already got a bunch of disguises. It's been said that he's been parading down the streets there for the last month dressed as an Arab compleate with head covering and long beard. What a freak! His cover will get blown as soon as he puts on that surgeon's mask. If the people there are so excited to have him live there, why's he hiding? Bon Voyage Michael! May the fleas of a thousand camels find your tent! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Look out Bahrain...Heeeere's Jacko!

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Thursday, August 04, 2005

Look out Bahrain...Heeeere's Jacko!

Michael is moving on up to the middle east! ****A Pig Exclusive**** Gather up all your empty cardboard boxes, milk crates, and hefty bags...There's going to be a shortage of these things at the old Neverland Ranch in California as Wacko Jacko is packing things up and leaving the United States and headed to Bahrain. I don't know exactly where this place is on the map, but I do know that it's got to be far enough away that we may never have to see or hear from Michael again! They say Michael is depressed because he's had a rough year. I say to MJ, "You made your bed now you lie in it!" Wait a minute, he never made the bed HOWEVER, he slept in it...not by himself either. Can you imagine the people that get hired to move him and his crap? It's going to be a boat load of toys and stuffed animals...not to mention the real animals. If a hard rain falls on moving day, that boat is going to look like Noah's Ark revisited. I'm also wondering who the real estate agent is going to be when Neverland goes on the market. You can be certain it won't be Century 21 or Remax. If anyone is interested in purchasing the site, they will forever be branded as the sicko that bought the Jackson ranch. The best thing to do is bulldoze the place. It will one day be haunted by the ghosts of the kids that stayed there. I understand he's moving to Bahrain because the people embrace him there and don't care one way or another if the allegations were true or not. I think it would be a great idea if President Bush would create some post for him, give him a rank and make him feel important. MJ always likes to dress up in that silly military uniform for a country that doesn't exist. Put the guy to work. Give him the sand colored drabs and send him into some of those caves to search for Bin Laden. He's already got a bunch of disguises. It's been said that he's been parading down the streets there for the last month dressed as an Arab compleate with head covering and long beard. What a freak! His cover will get blown as soon as he puts on that surgeon's mask. If the people there are so excited to have him live there, why's he hiding? Bon Voyage Michael! May the fleas of a thousand camels find your tent!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Thursday, August 04, 2005

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