AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Wednesday, August 03, 2005 ----- BODY: The People in Naperville, IL. are just plain, crazy! How many 50 year old men do you know that can find their way around the internet? What's more, how many of these guys knew exactly where to look on the internet for x-rated websites advertising a nude golf outing in the affluent suburb of Naperville? For $375 a person, these guys got to walk around a 100 degree golf course, drink beer, and oogle, oggle, and poke at half naked women. There was a shroud of secrecy placed over this event which was captured by Channel 7's I-Team as well as homeowners living on the greens who pulled out their camcorders to "document" this outing for the police. The cops showed up right away through the front gates like a presidential motorcade. Not surprisingly, their exit didn't happen right away. The golfers weren't there to become the next Jack Nickolas or Chi Chi Rodriguez...in fact, one woman got a flying golfball stuck in her ass crack. They also had two tents set up that were supposed to be used to cool off and get out of the heat. What chopper 7 showed however, was old codgers exiting the tents and picking up their pants while the women like the one above followed close behind. The surprising thing of this whole event is that nobody has been arrested...yet. Although, the police department is said to be working on filing a lawsuit against the owner of the course, a guy who is currently in prison for racketeering. Channel 7 and the Naperville residents who were so "disgusted" by what they saw, made damn sure they got the whole thing on tape. How sickening was that? I'm sure all these tapes will be destroyed and we will never see this stuff appear on the internet like the nude women from last year who pulled a similar stunt out in Vegas with a game of paintball. The slip and slide is more fun nude too! PLEASE! THAT'S the way I see it today! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: A hole new meaning to a "Hole in one!"

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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

A hole new meaning to a "Hole in one!"

The People in Naperville, IL. are just plain, crazy! How many 50 year old men do you know that can find their way around the internet? What's more, how many of these guys knew exactly where to look on the internet for x-rated websites advertising a nude golf outing in the affluent suburb of Naperville? For $375 a person, these guys got to walk around a 100 degree golf course, drink beer, and oogle, oggle, and poke at half naked women. There was a shroud of secrecy placed over this event which was captured by Channel 7's I-Team as well as homeowners living on the greens who pulled out their camcorders to "document" this outing for the police. The cops showed up right away through the front gates like a presidential motorcade. Not surprisingly, their exit didn't happen right away. The golfers weren't there to become the next Jack Nickolas or Chi Chi Rodriguez...in fact, one woman got a flying golfball stuck in her ass crack. They also had two tents set up that were supposed to be used to cool off and get out of the heat. What chopper 7 showed however, was old codgers exiting the tents and picking up their pants while the women like the one above followed close behind. The surprising thing of this whole event is that nobody has been arrested...yet. Although, the police department is said to be working on filing a lawsuit against the owner of the course, a guy who is currently in prison for racketeering. Channel 7 and the Naperville residents who were so "disgusted" by what they saw, made damn sure they got the whole thing on tape. How sickening was that? I'm sure all these tapes will be destroyed and we will never see this stuff appear on the internet like the nude women from last year who pulled a similar stunt out in Vegas with a game of paintball. The slip and slide is more fun nude too! PLEASE! THAT'S the way I see it today!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Wednesday, August 03, 2005

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