AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Friday, June 17, 2005 ----- BODY: Hold on to your hats! Another week goes into the books, and this is the way I see it! Of course you'd have to be in a coma to not know that the BIG news of the week is the proposal of Tom Cruise to Katie Holmes. "Sickening" to say the least. Tom has really been making a horse's pahtootie out of himself lately. What would L. Ron Hubbard say about his behavior? Is that what the church of Scientology is all about? I knew someone blew out his pilot light when he wrecked Oprah's couch by jumping up and down like a giddy school girl. Speaking of Scientology, I guess you do need to have a few screws loose...not only is Tom Cruise a member, but so is John Travolta, Kirstie Allie, and Nicholas Cage to name a few. In any event, Tom was a dope for dumping Nicole Kidman...now he's got Katie Holmes, almost young enough to be his daughter! Call me crazy, but if those two ever walk down that aisle, I give the whole thing four months tops!*****I swear! This is it! One last thought on Michael Jackson. CNN was talking the other day about Michael's future. They said his best bet would be to go to Europe where they don't care if he's a child molester or not. They'll welcome him with open arms. I'm going to put in a call to Samsonite. I want some good luggage for his trip. The kind where the gorilla used to jump on in the commercials. Have a good trip jerky!*****Finally, my old school made the news. Some students that are part of SIU's flight training program are suing my friends at Hooter's Airlines. They claim that they pitched the idea to have half naked women, nipples poking out and all, and Hooters shot the idea down, only to put the plan in motion a few years later. I say to these guys, go and hit the strip and quit bitching! I don't care who's idea it was...I'm just happy the whole thing became reality. THAT'S the way I see it this week! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: ...The week that was!

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Friday, June 17, 2005

...The week that was!

Hold on to your hats! Another week goes into the books, and this is the way I see it! Of course you'd have to be in a coma to not know that the BIG news of the week is the proposal of Tom Cruise to Katie Holmes. "Sickening" to say the least. Tom has really been making a horse's pahtootie out of himself lately. What would L. Ron Hubbard say about his behavior? Is that what the church of Scientology is all about? I knew someone blew out his pilot light when he wrecked Oprah's couch by jumping up and down like a giddy school girl. Speaking of Scientology, I guess you do need to have a few screws loose...not only is Tom Cruise a member, but so is John Travolta, Kirstie Allie, and Nicholas Cage to name a few. In any event, Tom was a dope for dumping Nicole Kidman...now he's got Katie Holmes, almost young enough to be his daughter! Call me crazy, but if those two ever walk down that aisle, I give the whole thing four months tops!*****I swear! This is it! One last thought on Michael Jackson. CNN was talking the other day about Michael's future. They said his best bet would be to go to Europe where they don't care if he's a child molester or not. They'll welcome him with open arms. I'm going to put in a call to Samsonite. I want some good luggage for his trip. The kind where the gorilla used to jump on in the commercials. Have a good trip jerky!*****Finally, my old school made the news. Some students that are part of SIU's flight training program are suing my friends at Hooter's Airlines. They claim that they pitched the idea to have half naked women, nipples poking out and all, and Hooters shot the idea down, only to put the plan in motion a few years later. I say to these guys, go and hit the strip and quit bitching! I don't care who's idea it was...I'm just happy the whole thing became reality. THAT'S the way I see it this week!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Friday, June 17, 2005

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