AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Friday, June 03, 2005 ----- BODY: Is Jackson asking to repeat the question. OR is he starting to wave goodbye because his gut tells him he's going to jail? Normally, on a Friday I would give my "Week in Review." Today however, I'm focusing on "The King of Pop," Michael Jackson. Now that the trial is winding down and he's awaiting his fate, the whole ordeal has gotten him so physically sick, he had to be hospitalized. This could all work out to everyone's benefit in the end. They said things are really starting to do a number on his mind. The way I see it, he was already off the deep end before the trial. If anything, maybe he's starting to come to his senses. I mean, there's good arguments and evidence on both sides of this case. If I were in one of those chairs on the jury, I don't know what way I'd go. Putting the music aside, in many ways MJ is like Elvis. I wondered if Elvis ever invited MJ to stay at Graceland as a boy before The King died. These two guys are strikingly similar in a lot of ways...they bothe started out poor with holes in their shoes and hand-me-downs with not even two pennies to rub together. They also got weirder and weirder as time went on and their star rose higher. They both had a lot of strange ways, like Elvis and his peanut butter, mayonaise, and bannana deep fried sandwiches, And Jackson walking around with that damn monkey, and the hospital mask. Neither one ever had a steady relationship with anyone either, and in the end both were on a downward spiral putting everything like money, credibility, health, and sanity on the table just to keep up the same pace that the fans who created them, expected them to keep up. I think if Elvis lived a few years longer than he did, there would be a LOT more material for books and movies. What they need to do is lock Michael up for awhile and try and rehabilitate him. He may have already started the proccess on his own. 1984 came and gone and he still thinks he's king of the world. Take the scissors to his goofy military uniform he wears...Is that becasue he's "President" of Neverland Ranch or another country we mortals haven't found on the map yet? Get him a nice haircut and a shopping spree at Old Navy, and make him go to a support group where everyone will be in their 40's and 50's, and being so close in age, he'll have to open up and talk! No more music! If he wants to get behind the board and twist the knobs and push the buttons for someone else's record, that's OK. Put his home/amusement park/zoo on th block. There's no need for two Disneylands in California. Make him rent a one bedroom apartment in L.A. After all that, if he does good, they can turn him loose and he won't be a threat to himself or others. THAT'S the way I see it this Friday afternoon! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Insiders say Jackson's health is slipping as he's rushed to hospital!

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Friday, June 03, 2005

Insiders say Jackson's health is slipping as he's rushed to hospital!

Is Jackson asking to repeat the question. OR is he starting to wave goodbye because his gut tells him he's going to jail? Normally, on a Friday I would give my "Week in Review." Today however, I'm focusing on "The King of Pop," Michael Jackson. Now that the trial is winding down and he's awaiting his fate, the whole ordeal has gotten him so physically sick, he had to be hospitalized. This could all work out to everyone's benefit in the end. They said things are really starting to do a number on his mind. The way I see it, he was already off the deep end before the trial. If anything, maybe he's starting to come to his senses. I mean, there's good arguments and evidence on both sides of this case. If I were in one of those chairs on the jury, I don't know what way I'd go. Putting the music aside, in many ways MJ is like Elvis. I wondered if Elvis ever invited MJ to stay at Graceland as a boy before The King died. These two guys are strikingly similar in a lot of ways...they bothe started out poor with holes in their shoes and hand-me-downs with not even two pennies to rub together. They also got weirder and weirder as time went on and their star rose higher. They both had a lot of strange ways, like Elvis and his peanut butter, mayonaise, and bannana deep fried sandwiches, And Jackson walking around with that damn monkey, and the hospital mask. Neither one ever had a steady relationship with anyone either, and in the end both were on a downward spiral putting everything like money, credibility, health, and sanity on the table just to keep up the same pace that the fans who created them, expected them to keep up. I think if Elvis lived a few years longer than he did, there would be a LOT more material for books and movies. What they need to do is lock Michael up for awhile and try and rehabilitate him. He may have already started the proccess on his own. 1984 came and gone and he still thinks he's king of the world. Take the scissors to his goofy military uniform he wears...Is that becasue he's "President" of Neverland Ranch or another country we mortals haven't found on the map yet? Get him a nice haircut and a shopping spree at Old Navy, and make him go to a support group where everyone will be in their 40's and 50's, and being so close in age, he'll have to open up and talk! No more music! If he wants to get behind the board and twist the knobs and push the buttons for someone else's record, that's OK. Put his home/amusement park/zoo on th block. There's no need for two Disneylands in California. Make him rent a one bedroom apartment in L.A. After all that, if he does good, they can turn him loose and he won't be a threat to himself or others. THAT'S the way I see it this Friday afternoon!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Friday, June 03, 2005

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