Lisa leaves Dave "Home Alone" and doesn't care!
Paul Bunyan LOVES breakfast. He also likes to **** Babe the blue ox in the rear! You know. there's something about taking a roadtrip and seeing a big fiberglass Paul Bunyan in front of the eatery. You know you're going to get a square meal...Breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Meals fit for a king. I'm not going to see anything anytime soon. My pregnant wife thought it would be a good idea for her to go camping with her parents this weekend to a place called "Potato Creek" in Indiana. Nothing like temps in the 90's and camping out eh? Where was Paul Bunyan tonight when I needed him? He could have blocked Lisa from going away. Afterall, he's got that axe. That will scare the B'Jesus out of anyone! Now, I'd like Paul to cook Lisa a nice breakfast for her return tomorrow, Give her scrambled eggs, hash browns, pancakes, french toast, sausage and bacon...the whole nine yards. I'll be waiting here with Mr. Bunyan. What do you want to kick you in the rear? A size 11, or Paul's size 26? Adios all and talk to you tomorrow!
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Sunday, June 12, 2005
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