Cruisin for a bruisin!
Tom Cruise finally lost his marbles, but Oprah doesn't give a rat's ass!
Kudos to Tom Cruise for finding a new girlfriend however, the S.O.B. didn't have to go on Oprah and act giddy like a schoolgirl with her first crush! This guy did a good job of making a jackass out of himself. He kept saying he's in love, and then he went jumping up and down on Oprah's couch like a crack addict. But wait! There's more! When talking about Katie Holmes, he said she is a great actress...THE BEST! OK, "Dawson's Creek" was so good that it got the axe! Katie is cute, but Nicole Kidman was better. Tom wants to have his cake and eat it too. You can go on Oprah and jump around like a monkey on dope however, me and the missus are not going to see your latest movie. Orson Wells did "War of the Worlds" on radio. It was a classic. The movie? Nope. I ain't buying it. Tom better stay pals with Oprah, thats the only place where women hoot and holler for him. THAT'S the way I see it!
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
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