Help Woodsy spread the word, don't you be a dirty bird!
Woodsy had it easy back in 1975. 2005 is a different story altogether! 
Not a single living soul could have prepared Woodsy the Owl for the 21st Century. Back in the 1970's Woodsy was telling everyone to give a hoot, and don't pollute. Not throwing a soda can in the trash is the least of his worries. Woodsy the Owl has AIDS. He got it from getting stuck with a needle at the park. There's more to the story...Woodsy used to pick up styrofoam containers from McDonalds. Now, Woodsy is picking up 8 balls, crack pipes, used condoms and more. The park is like a Wal-Mart. Anything you want, you can get it. I wouldn't go to any park, day or night. It's a good thing Woodsy's cousin is Smokey the Bear. Chicago/NW Indiana is becoming a mecca for Crystal Meth labs. Throwing away yesterday's Tribune pales in comparison to what that owl has to go through! This is supposed to be a comeback...Woodsy, take my advice and stay retired. Earth is a mess!
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
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