AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 ----- BODY: Dr. Phil. Ya gotta love him.One of the kids has now left the nest to get married...Sonny boy Jay got hooked up over the weekend and wed what looked like a "End of the model clearance" on Pamela Anderson. Phil pulled out all the stops for his boy Jay and turned it into a "Who's Who" of a party. Oprah even showed up! Now, considering Jay has been riding Dr. Phil's coatails long enough to have a few books published, a couple of television specials, and a mid season show on FOX, one would think it's time for Jay to be a man and live life on his own with the hot chick.. On the next Dr. Phil we'll see Jay in bed with his new bride with Dr. Phil in the corner with his laptop making notes. "OK Jay, if you want to get the job done the right way, you'll both need to take off your underwear!" ...Says Dr. Phil. Gwyneth Paltrow and former Black Crows frontman, Chris Robinson are riding the wave of Hollywood divorces and getting one themselves after about a six year run. Chris is leaving and not looking back. This whole situation was a mess! It was either be a Dad or give up the dope. Marijuana crossed the finish line first...Hmmm?! A final thought...What's up with this Jill Carroll chick who was held hostage by Al-Jazeera? Her story of being held captive in Iraq changes more than the blinking lights on my Christmas tree. Hey, I must admit, she's an attractive young woman however, even more attractive being held prisoner with guns at her head. One thing I really can't believe is the story she told 60 Minutes on Sunday. She said, :There weren't enough tears when me made the tape. We had to do a re-take a few times with MORE tears!" I say this: If Al-Jazeera is so damn picky about getting good video, maybe they need to be sent here to clean up the crappy programs in America! Print it baby! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "Not too quick McGraw", Another divorce", "The many faces of Jill Carroll"

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

"Not too quick McGraw", Another divorce", "The many faces of Jill Carroll"

Dr. Phil. Ya gotta love him.One of the kids has now left the nest to get married...Sonny boy Jay got hooked up over the weekend and wed what looked like a "End of the model clearance" on Pamela Anderson. Phil pulled out all the stops for his boy Jay and turned it into a "Who's Who" of a party. Oprah even showed up! Now, considering Jay has been riding Dr. Phil's coatails long enough to have a few books published, a couple of television specials, and a mid season show on FOX, one would think it's time for Jay to be a man and live life on his own with the hot chick.. On the next Dr. Phil we'll see Jay in bed with his new bride with Dr. Phil in the corner with his laptop making notes. "OK Jay, if you want to get the job done the right way, you'll both need to take off your underwear!" ...Says Dr. Phil. Gwyneth Paltrow and former Black Crows frontman, Chris Robinson are riding the wave of Hollywood divorces and getting one themselves after about a six year run. Chris is leaving and not looking back. This whole situation was a mess! It was either be a Dad or give up the dope. Marijuana crossed the finish line first...Hmmm?! A final thought...What's up with this Jill Carroll chick who was held hostage by Al-Jazeera? Her story of being held captive in Iraq changes more than the blinking lights on my Christmas tree. Hey, I must admit, she's an attractive young woman however, even more attractive being held prisoner with guns at her head. One thing I really can't believe is the story she told 60 Minutes on Sunday. She said, :There weren't enough tears when me made the tape. We had to do a re-take a few times with MORE tears!" I say this: If Al-Jazeera is so damn picky about getting good video, maybe they need to be sent here to clean up the crappy programs in America! Print it baby!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Tuesday, August 15, 2006

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