AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Friday, July 28, 2006 ----- BODY: It's all here folks! Gettin in sync with N'Sync's homosexual Lance Bass. A plane full of snakes. A train full of rotten kids. First of all, N'Sync was a product of Disney, who marketed the group at the same time there was a push going on with Brittney Spears and Hillary Duff. These lip synchers have gone into hiatus for now, but Bass is trying hard to make headlines in the tabloids. The Russians turned down Bass' money when he had the lame brain idea of climbing aboard a rocket and heading into space. Lance, so you're gay. good for you. I don't find it necessary to go on tv and proclaim your sexual identity. Now that you came out of the closet, what about everyone else in the group? 30 years ago we had The Village People who were openly queer as a three dollar bill. Let's get it over with already. Will the remaining members of N'Sync take a step back if you're not gay? Not so fast Justin Timberlake! How about this Samuel L. Jackson? Sure, he's a big star and he's made a lot of good movies. So, why did he sign on to play the lead character in a "B" movie? "It was a good script" he says. Hmmm. Snakes on a Plane was doomed from the start. If things were so creative with the script, why wasn't a halfway decent title mentioned at one of the meetings? The storyline could've been written by a ten year old. In an act of terrorism, a crate full of snakes is released on a crowded 747. There's a lot of "buzz" surrounding this movie. If nothing else, it may become a cult classic. From "Snakes on a Plane", we go to "Kids on a train". On the way to a Kylie Minogue concert in France, a train was chartered to take the kids to and from the concert safely. It sounded good, at least on paper. These kids caused all hell to break loose when they began rocking the train back and forth in sync. As it turned a corner on the track, the train derailed. Needless to say, these kids never made it to the concert. Most ended up in the hospital! The new stuff is only weeks away. Get ready...the new season will ROCK baby! Wooooo! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: A WORLDWIDE special report!

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Friday, July 28, 2006

A WORLDWIDE special report!

It's all here folks! Gettin in sync with N'Sync's homosexual Lance Bass. A plane full of snakes. A train full of rotten kids. First of all, N'Sync was a product of Disney, who marketed the group at the same time there was a push going on with Brittney Spears and Hillary Duff. These lip synchers have gone into hiatus for now, but Bass is trying hard to make headlines in the tabloids. The Russians turned down Bass' money when he had the lame brain idea of climbing aboard a rocket and heading into space. Lance, so you're gay. good for you. I don't find it necessary to go on tv and proclaim your sexual identity. Now that you came out of the closet, what about everyone else in the group? 30 years ago we had The Village People who were openly queer as a three dollar bill. Let's get it over with already. Will the remaining members of N'Sync take a step back if you're not gay? Not so fast Justin Timberlake! How about this Samuel L. Jackson? Sure, he's a big star and he's made a lot of good movies. So, why did he sign on to play the lead character in a "B" movie? "It was a good script" he says. Hmmm. Snakes on a Plane was doomed from the start. If things were so creative with the script, why wasn't a halfway decent title mentioned at one of the meetings? The storyline could've been written by a ten year old. In an act of terrorism, a crate full of snakes is released on a crowded 747. There's a lot of "buzz" surrounding this movie. If nothing else, it may become a cult classic. From "Snakes on a Plane", we go to "Kids on a train". On the way to a Kylie Minogue concert in France, a train was chartered to take the kids to and from the concert safely. It sounded good, at least on paper. These kids caused all hell to break loose when they began rocking the train back and forth in sync. As it turned a corner on the track, the train derailed. Needless to say, these kids never made it to the concert. Most ended up in the hospital! The new stuff is only weeks away. Get ready...the new season will ROCK baby! Wooooo!

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