AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Tuesday, August 08, 2006 ----- BODY: If you're a woman and in show business, getting a call from Barbara Walters means that you're officially "Hot Shit". Now that The View has handed Star Jones her walking papers, who better to get as a replacement than Queen of the Lesbos, Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie's sharp tongue is going to give herself the boot too. Imagine, having your own show on daytime television and then getting kicked off of there. Now, Rosie has to play nice with three other vipers on a show that doesn't make sense. From what I saw so far, Rosie is a big kiss ass who smooches up to Miss Walters cellulite covered, cottage cheese looking ass, Rosie said she'll do whatever she's told...I hope someone tells her to clean out her dressing room and go back home to her wife! 25 candles on Viacom/MTV's Birthday cake. This is really a stretch...MTV celebrating 25 years of service last weekend. So damn important that the "higher ups" at MTV decided that they just couldn't give reruns of The Real World a weekend off, If you were there in the beginning like me, MTV was ALL videos. In the beginning, MTV was on the air for about eight hours a day. What we have now is a vast wasteland of reality shows, the majority of which are aimed at homosexuals. When such a big event as MTV turning 25 rolls around, where do you go for a trip down memory lane? VH1 Classic which is about channel 989 on your cable or satellite network if you're lucky to have it at all. What a bunch of dopes!. Talladega Nights doesn't tell the real story of NASCAR. The real Talladega Speedway is nothing to laugh at. Neither is the town. A blinking yellow traffic light is where the police catch all the town's criminals. The town itself, last time I was there, had a Wal Mart, Pizza Hut, and Taco Bell and that's it. As far as "Talladega Nights" goes, Will Ferrell may have done a good job portraying a fictional NASCAR driver, but truth is, there are no "Talladega Nights" in Talladega...unless you call a big night out at Pizza Hut until 9:00 PM a big party. This isn't a bunch of crap...I've been there. This is as hick as hick can get! Pee Wee lets go of his wee wee in time to make another few movies. Paul Reubens (Otherwise known as "Pee Wee Herman") has once again come out of hiding and is hitting the talk show circuit. In a plan years in the making, Reubens wants to remake Pee Wee's Big Adventure. One version would be a comedy, and the second version would be a dark comedy. Reubens can thank "Adult Swim" of Cartoon Network for his good fortune. Afterall, they're replaying episodes of "Pee Wee's Playhouse". Toot-A-Loo! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "...Another poop-er-ee of stuff to discuss at the water cooler."

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

"...Another poop-er-ee of stuff to discuss at the water cooler."

If you're a woman and in show business, getting a call from Barbara Walters means that you're officially "Hot Shit". Now that The View has handed Star Jones her walking papers, who better to get as a replacement than Queen of the Lesbos, Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie's sharp tongue is going to give herself the boot too. Imagine, having your own show on daytime television and then getting kicked off of there. Now, Rosie has to play nice with three other vipers on a show that doesn't make sense. From what I saw so far, Rosie is a big kiss ass who smooches up to Miss Walters cellulite covered, cottage cheese looking ass, Rosie said she'll do whatever she's told...I hope someone tells her to clean out her dressing room and go back home to her wife! 25 candles on Viacom/MTV's Birthday cake. This is really a stretch...MTV celebrating 25 years of service last weekend. So damn important that the "higher ups" at MTV decided that they just couldn't give reruns of The Real World a weekend off, If you were there in the beginning like me, MTV was ALL videos. In the beginning, MTV was on the air for about eight hours a day. What we have now is a vast wasteland of reality shows, the majority of which are aimed at homosexuals. When such a big event as MTV turning 25 rolls around, where do you go for a trip down memory lane? VH1 Classic which is about channel 989 on your cable or satellite network if you're lucky to have it at all. What a bunch of dopes!. Talladega Nights doesn't tell the real story of NASCAR. The real Talladega Speedway is nothing to laugh at. Neither is the town. A blinking yellow traffic light is where the police catch all the town's criminals. The town itself, last time I was there, had a Wal Mart, Pizza Hut, and Taco Bell and that's it. As far as "Talladega Nights" goes, Will Ferrell may have done a good job portraying a fictional NASCAR driver, but truth is, there are no "Talladega Nights" in Talladega...unless you call a big night out at Pizza Hut until 9:00 PM a big party. This isn't a bunch of crap...I've been there. This is as hick as hick can get! Pee Wee lets go of his wee wee in time to make another few movies. Paul Reubens (Otherwise known as "Pee Wee Herman") has once again come out of hiding and is hitting the talk show circuit. In a plan years in the making, Reubens wants to remake Pee Wee's Big Adventure. One version would be a comedy, and the second version would be a dark comedy. Reubens can thank "Adult Swim" of Cartoon Network for his good fortune. Afterall, they're replaying episodes of "Pee Wee's Playhouse". Toot-A-Loo!

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