"You eat it, you poop, you still see it" **Another Special Report**
Too bad Marilyn Monroe wasn't alive to sing the "Happy Birthday" song that she belted out to John F. Kennedy. Truthfully peeps, President Bush is here in Chicago right now. They say, timing is everything, and by George W., it was. George W. celebrated his 60th birthday on the streets of "Taste of Chicago". As the photo shows, North Korea and Guantanamo Bay and let's not forget Bin Laden, they're not anywhere close to importance as a good corn on the cob dipped in butter and salt. In a speech that is going on right now, Bush is talking about energy. Gee whiz, I heard that bunch of crap in the 1970's when Jimmy Carter was President. If you're over 35 you may remember "Energy Ant" - A cartoon ant that reminded us to turn off the lights if we're not in the room. Heck, I made it through 6th grade without any lights in the class! Next, Bush has a thing for hybrid cars. That's the least of America's worries! Considering Time Magazine has said George W.'s approval rating is worse than Richard Nixons was, I'd worry more about that than what I'm going to do with that extra ear of corn and how to fit it into the gas tank of my Honda Civic!
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Friday, July 07, 2006
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