AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Tuesday, July 04, 2006 ----- BODY:
"OK me Bucaneer's, ever since we took land, we've been learning all the customs of America. Captain Jack here took the salesclerk at a fireworks store in Portage, Indiana when the hooligan suggested lighting a handful of M-80's while still in my hand. As a result, I will need my hand removed and a big metal hook set in it's place. I'm told that it isn't that bad except for when you're on the toilet and it's time to wipe. Fortunately me Lads, 'Ol Cap'n here will be hiding for the remainder of the week at sea at my "Secret Cove". Independence Day should be safe one mates!"
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Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

A Big Boo Boo and a Good Lesson For All...

"OK me Bucaneer's, ever since we took land, we've been learning all the customs of America. Captain Jack here took the salesclerk at a fireworks store in Portage, Indiana when the hooligan suggested lighting a handful of M-80's while still in my hand. As a result, I will need my hand removed and a big metal hook set in it's place. I'm told that it isn't that bad except for when you're on the toilet and it's time to wipe. Fortunately me Lads, 'Ol Cap'n here will be hiding for the remainder of the week at sea at my "Secret Cove". Independence Day should be safe one mates!"

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Tuesday, July 04, 2006

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