AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Thursday, April 07, 2005 ----- BODY: THIS IS A FILE PHOTO! IT IS NOT OURS! Posted by Hello You know, I just don't get it! "The Missus" and I are expecting our first child later this year. Already, there are photos like the one pictured above, on the fridge next to the coupon's for Subway and the local pizza place. Whoops! I take that back...this is even better, they are now in a (get this) photo album! I haven't asked Lisa what we're supposed to do with these, but I know that women melt like dog poop on hot pavement when they get their mitts on snapshots like this. Why? Similar to ours, this photo clearly shows nothing. As a matter of fact, it looks like a photo taken from one of the Apollo missions to the moon! I had to be told what I'm looking at, and that I'm holding it upside down and sideways, hey what the heck is this all about? Sorry, I don't see anything that remotely resembles a baby. Perhaps I need to use my imagination a little bit just as I would with a Salvador Dali painting at the Art Institute. "Hmmm. Yes. If I stare long enough and my eyes cross, yes, I DO see a baby!" Well, that's what I said anyway. My old Art Teacher in high school would always say that a good piece of artwork is supposed to show you "The Truth". I guess it's in there somewhere. I just can't imagine sitting down with the photo album one day and showing him or her pictures like this and saying "Here you are at 6 weeks." What's next? "Here's pictures of me and your Daddy having sex on that important night"? What a load of horse manure! That's the way I see it! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Isn't "this" adorable?!

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Thursday, April 07, 2005

Isn't "this" adorable?!

THIS IS A FILE PHOTO! IT IS NOT OURS! Posted by Hello You know, I just don't get it! "The Missus" and I are expecting our first child later this year. Already, there are photos like the one pictured above, on the fridge next to the coupon's for Subway and the local pizza place. Whoops! I take that back...this is even better, they are now in a (get this) photo album! I haven't asked Lisa what we're supposed to do with these, but I know that women melt like dog poop on hot pavement when they get their mitts on snapshots like this. Why? Similar to ours, this photo clearly shows nothing. As a matter of fact, it looks like a photo taken from one of the Apollo missions to the moon! I had to be told what I'm looking at, and that I'm holding it upside down and sideways, hey what the heck is this all about? Sorry, I don't see anything that remotely resembles a baby. Perhaps I need to use my imagination a little bit just as I would with a Salvador Dali painting at the Art Institute. "Hmmm. Yes. If I stare long enough and my eyes cross, yes, I DO see a baby!" Well, that's what I said anyway. My old Art Teacher in high school would always say that a good piece of artwork is supposed to show you "The Truth". I guess it's in there somewhere. I just can't imagine sitting down with the photo album one day and showing him or her pictures like this and saying "Here you are at 6 weeks." What's next? "Here's pictures of me and your Daddy having sex on that important night"? What a load of horse manure! That's the way I see it!

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