AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Friday, October 14, 2005 ----- BODY: If you happen to live in Chicago and have a TV, you're well aware of the commercials for "Buy Owner" which encourages sellers of homes to do it themself rather than rely on a broker or agent. These commercials are so damn annoying and filled with folks saying, "Thanks Buy Owner!", I've had enough. It's time once again for another chapter of "Prank E-mail" where I write someone a nastly e-mail and wait for the response. So, here it is...it's all in good fun: -----Original Message-----From: grimbillyandmandy [mailto:grimbillyandmandy@sbcglobal.net] Sent: Saturday, October 08, 2005 10:49 PMTo: customerservice.chi@buyowner.comSubject: Question Hi. I live in Calumet City, IL and I've been told my home which I had built in the 1960's for 25K is now worth 150K. I want to use Buy Owner however, I wish to eliminate the blacks and mexicans from the sale. I'm not sure if there's any loopholes in the law, but the neighborhood would literally kill my family and I . If there's anything I can do when I sign on with Buy Owner, let me know. We want to keep the block white, if you know what I mean. Thanks Buy Owner! You are a despicable excuse for a human being. If your request is serious I am both repulsed and insulted by your ignorance and bigotry. What you are requesting is not only immoral it is illegal. Please take your business elsewhere as we do not welcome your hateful racist views. We have blocked your email address and will no longer receive your messages or reply to you in any manor. Well, you know what? they did no such thing. As a matter of fact, after receiving the above response, I told them they need to invest in a dictionary before they write someone back, and they also need to lose the attitude. Thanks BUY OWNER for a few minutes of laughs! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

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Friday, October 14, 2005

If you happen to live in Chicago and have a TV, you're well aware of the commercials for "Buy Owner" which encourages sellers of homes to do it themself rather than rely on a broker or agent. These commercials are so damn annoying and filled with folks saying, "Thanks Buy Owner!", I've had enough. It's time once again for another chapter of "Prank E-mail" where I write someone a nastly e-mail and wait for the response. So, here it is...it's all in good fun: -----Original Message-----From: grimbillyandmandy [mailto:grimbillyandmandy@sbcglobal.net] Sent: Saturday, October 08, 2005 10:49 PMTo: customerservice.chi@buyowner.comSubject: Question Hi. I live in Calumet City, IL and I've been told my home which I had built in the 1960's for 25K is now worth 150K. I want to use Buy Owner however, I wish to eliminate the blacks and mexicans from the sale. I'm not sure if there's any loopholes in the law, but the neighborhood would literally kill my family and I . If there's anything I can do when I sign on with Buy Owner, let me know. We want to keep the block white, if you know what I mean. Thanks Buy Owner! You are a despicable excuse for a human being. If your request is serious I am both repulsed and insulted by your ignorance and bigotry. What you are requesting is not only immoral it is illegal. Please take your business elsewhere as we do not welcome your hateful racist views. We have blocked your email address and will no longer receive your messages or reply to you in any manor. Well, you know what? they did no such thing. As a matter of fact, after receiving the above response, I told them they need to invest in a dictionary before they write someone back, and they also need to lose the attitude. Thanks BUY OWNER for a few minutes of laughs!

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