AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Saturday, September 10, 2005 ----- BODY: Can you feel the "Love?" It's hard to believe that the Chicago Bears regular season begins tomorrow...on September 11th no less. Bears coach Lovie Smith should replace Alfred E. Newman on the cover of Mad Magazine because he's not worried about a thing. He's not even worried that Sports Illustrated has ranked "Da Bears" dead last for the season. RIGHT! Not worried? Why then, has Lovie been ducking, hiding, and running from reporters who bring this up? I've never seen this guy get angry and that's the problem. Maybe if The Bears are to have a chance to redeem themselves, someone needs to climb into bed with Lovie's wife when Lovie comes home at the end of the day and he catches them in the act. If Lovie stays in Chicago, he needs a change in attitude. Let's not put the pressure on Urlacher and Orton. The way Lovie's thinking, you could bring in "Cowboy" Bob Orton or his son, current WWE SMACKDOWN! star Randy Orton. C'mon Lovie, this ain't St. Louis and this ain't The Rams. You gotta be tough in Chicago or the fans will rip you apart! Who's got the big bucks to buy tix for "The Stones" tonight? After tonight, hopefully we won't have to deal with that annoying blimp from AmeriQuest.com that's been hovering over the area for a month. Why they chose to sponsor "The Bigger Bang Tour" is beyond me. This is something that Metamucil or Geritol should have sponsored. The buzz is that the new CD released this past Tuesday is well...not going to be one of their classics. Keith Richards' skin is looking more and more like a leather jacket. It's good that we all remember the hurricane however, what about 9/11? It seems that four years later all is forgotten. Don't forget about those folks either this weekend. I usually catch a couple of shows on TV Land before I call it a night. TV Land and Nick at Nite have commercials airing for a thing they call "Family Dinner" or something like that. The point is, the last Sunday of the month is supposed to be set aside for families to get together as a way to stop the yunggins from doing drugs or drinking. Jamie Lee Curtis is the spokesperson here. What a dumb idea! Family gatherings only make me think about drugs and drinking even more...everyone drives me NUTS! (Apologies to the family. I'm only making a funny) Still, if a kid is going to do that stuff, how is a skillet of Hamburger Helper going to stop it? That's it for now, and as always, THAT'S the way I see things for today. Print it. -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: A "poop er reee" of Saturday junk

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

A "poop er reee" of Saturday junk

Can you feel the "Love?" It's hard to believe that the Chicago Bears regular season begins tomorrow...on September 11th no less. Bears coach Lovie Smith should replace Alfred E. Newman on the cover of Mad Magazine because he's not worried about a thing. He's not even worried that Sports Illustrated has ranked "Da Bears" dead last for the season. RIGHT! Not worried? Why then, has Lovie been ducking, hiding, and running from reporters who bring this up? I've never seen this guy get angry and that's the problem. Maybe if The Bears are to have a chance to redeem themselves, someone needs to climb into bed with Lovie's wife when Lovie comes home at the end of the day and he catches them in the act. If Lovie stays in Chicago, he needs a change in attitude. Let's not put the pressure on Urlacher and Orton. The way Lovie's thinking, you could bring in "Cowboy" Bob Orton or his son, current WWE SMACKDOWN! star Randy Orton. C'mon Lovie, this ain't St. Louis and this ain't The Rams. You gotta be tough in Chicago or the fans will rip you apart! Who's got the big bucks to buy tix for "The Stones" tonight? After tonight, hopefully we won't have to deal with that annoying blimp from AmeriQuest.com that's been hovering over the area for a month. Why they chose to sponsor "The Bigger Bang Tour" is beyond me. This is something that Metamucil or Geritol should have sponsored. The buzz is that the new CD released this past Tuesday is well...not going to be one of their classics. Keith Richards' skin is looking more and more like a leather jacket. It's good that we all remember the hurricane however, what about 9/11? It seems that four years later all is forgotten. Don't forget about those folks either this weekend. I usually catch a couple of shows on TV Land before I call it a night. TV Land and Nick at Nite have commercials airing for a thing they call "Family Dinner" or something like that. The point is, the last Sunday of the month is supposed to be set aside for families to get together as a way to stop the yunggins from doing drugs or drinking. Jamie Lee Curtis is the spokesperson here. What a dumb idea! Family gatherings only make me think about drugs and drinking even more...everyone drives me NUTS! (Apologies to the family. I'm only making a funny) Still, if a kid is going to do that stuff, how is a skillet of Hamburger Helper going to stop it? That's it for now, and as always, THAT'S the way I see things for today. Print it.

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Saturday, September 10, 2005

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