AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Saturday, August 27, 2005 ----- BODY: "If there's any dead people in your way when you get to Miami, roll them off to the side or step over them" were the words of an MTV staffer as he spoke to the production crew setting up for the MTV Video Music Awards in hurricane stricken Florida. The show must go on, regardless of all the mayhem caused by 15 inches of rain and 100 mph winds over a few hours time. This is so important to the Viacom owned channel that they even called in Beavis and Butthead to be a part of a music video awards show for a channel that ironically, no longer airs music videos. Maybe it should be the MTV2 Awards however, no music videos on there anymore either. This was once "The Event" to be a part of years and years ago...now it has turned into a joke somewhat similar to Dick Clark's AMA Music Awards. Hey, these "artists" don't give a @#$%! about walking away with a MoonMan Award in hand, they just love the opportunity to get on a live microphone and give a shout out to Jesus for winning. It's good to know that while I have bad luck, Jesus is looking down on Ludacris, Beyonce, and Kanye West, and giving a wink and a smile and telling them "Way to go 'G" Let's be honest, if this awards program goes another year that'll be a stretch. You know what the winners of the MTV award do with that MoonMan? They throw them in a box and take it to the recycling center to get a couple bucks along with all the aluminum cans. The last time I watched that show, "A Flock of Seagulls" swept up all the awards, so that tells you how long that's been. Beavis and Butthead at the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards? Sure. Bring 'em in. Even though they're cartoon characters, at least you'll get to see two white people on that show. THAT'S the way I see it today. Go get 'em boys! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: "Hello? Miami? How good does hurricane Katrina blow? ehh hehh!"

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Saturday, August 27, 2005

"Hello? Miami? How good does hurricane Katrina blow? ehh hehh!"

"If there's any dead people in your way when you get to Miami, roll them off to the side or step over them" were the words of an MTV staffer as he spoke to the production crew setting up for the MTV Video Music Awards in hurricane stricken Florida. The show must go on, regardless of all the mayhem caused by 15 inches of rain and 100 mph winds over a few hours time. This is so important to the Viacom owned channel that they even called in Beavis and Butthead to be a part of a music video awards show for a channel that ironically, no longer airs music videos. Maybe it should be the MTV2 Awards however, no music videos on there anymore either. This was once "The Event" to be a part of years and years ago...now it has turned into a joke somewhat similar to Dick Clark's AMA Music Awards. Hey, these "artists" don't give a @#$%! about walking away with a MoonMan Award in hand, they just love the opportunity to get on a live microphone and give a shout out to Jesus for winning. It's good to know that while I have bad luck, Jesus is looking down on Ludacris, Beyonce, and Kanye West, and giving a wink and a smile and telling them "Way to go 'G" Let's be honest, if this awards program goes another year that'll be a stretch. You know what the winners of the MTV award do with that MoonMan? They throw them in a box and take it to the recycling center to get a couple bucks along with all the aluminum cans. The last time I watched that show, "A Flock of Seagulls" swept up all the awards, so that tells you how long that's been. Beavis and Butthead at the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards? Sure. Bring 'em in. Even though they're cartoon characters, at least you'll get to see two white people on that show. THAT'S the way I see it today. Go get 'em boys!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Saturday, August 27, 2005

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