AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Friday, February 03, 2006 ----- BODY: You just can't get away from "XL" this week. It doesn't matter if you went grocery shopping or stayed at home, "XL" was everywhere! Hell, even on the tag on the back of my Hanes boxers I have on right now! I'd like to know why this year is so darn special than other years?! I can name so many players from both teams combined, that they all fit on one hand with three fingers left over! To be honest, I wanted to see Indianapolis in there, but they blew it eh? Now, perhaps the only way you would get me to go up to Michigan and spend $700 on that nonsense is if the soon-to-be-divorced Heather Locklear is seated to my left, and Stacy "Dancing with the Stars" Keibler is on my right. In any event, this post is for the guys out there that might be hosting a party this weekend. I'm including three recipes below for two appetizers and a main course. Now here's the thing: You can tell your wife, girlfriend, buddies, whoever, that you got the recipe for this stuff off the web and did it yourself! I'll start with my onion dip: _Dave's Special Onion Dip:
  1. 1 Container of Dean's French Onion Dip
  2. Take off lid and spill out any water
  3. Mix well with spoon (any size will do)
  4. Serve with chips

_Dave's "Half Time" Ultimo Nacho's:

  1. 1 Bag of Tostitos Corn Chips
  2. 1 Bag of Kraft Cheddar Cheese
  3. Pour bag into microwave safe bowl.
  4. Sprinkle with cheese
  5. Heat in microwave on high for 20 sec. (keep on eye on it so the cheese won't burn)
  6. Serve hot, right out of the microwave!

_Dave's "GridIron Grinder"

  1. Phone ahead to Subway. Order as many subs as expected guests.
  2. Have the guy that ain't drinking go and get them
  3. Cut into pieces (if you like, you can insert those toothpicks with the color thingies)
  4. Serve

Enjoy Superbowl XL, be safe, and DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

-------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: The Week in Review: All the "talk" and the game itself are TRASH!

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Friday, February 03, 2006

The Week in Review: All the "talk" and the game itself are TRASH!

You just can't get away from "XL" this week. It doesn't matter if you went grocery shopping or stayed at home, "XL" was everywhere! Hell, even on the tag on the back of my Hanes boxers I have on right now! I'd like to know why this year is so darn special than other years?! I can name so many players from both teams combined, that they all fit on one hand with three fingers left over! To be honest, I wanted to see Indianapolis in there, but they blew it eh? Now, perhaps the only way you would get me to go up to Michigan and spend $700 on that nonsense is if the soon-to-be-divorced Heather Locklear is seated to my left, and Stacy "Dancing with the Stars" Keibler is on my right. In any event, this post is for the guys out there that might be hosting a party this weekend. I'm including three recipes below for two appetizers and a main course. Now here's the thing: You can tell your wife, girlfriend, buddies, whoever, that you got the recipe for this stuff off the web and did it yourself! I'll start with my onion dip: _Dave's Special Onion Dip:

  1. 1 Container of Dean's French Onion Dip
  2. Take off lid and spill out any water
  3. Mix well with spoon (any size will do)
  4. Serve with chips

_Dave's "Half Time" Ultimo Nacho's:

  1. 1 Bag of Tostitos Corn Chips
  2. 1 Bag of Kraft Cheddar Cheese
  3. Pour bag into microwave safe bowl.
  4. Sprinkle with cheese
  5. Heat in microwave on high for 20 sec. (keep on eye on it so the cheese won't burn)
  6. Serve hot, right out of the microwave!

_Dave's "GridIron Grinder"

  1. Phone ahead to Subway. Order as many subs as expected guests.
  2. Have the guy that ain't drinking go and get them
  3. Cut into pieces (if you like, you can insert those toothpicks with the color thingies)
  4. Serve

Enjoy Superbowl XL, be safe, and DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Friday, February 03, 2006

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