AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski
DATE: Wednesday, November 02, 2005
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The Jolly Green Giant passed away last week from old age. The man with the deep baritone voice and the "Ho Ho Ho" was in his 80's. At the same time the cartoon character also expired. Upon removing the green leaf toga, the coroner was shocked to discover "The Giant's" privates were actually nothing more than a string bean and two brussel sprouts!
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Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Green Giant dies of old age last week
The Jolly Green Giant passed away last week from old age. The man with the deep baritone voice and the "Ho Ho Ho" was in his 80's. At the same time the cartoon character also expired. Upon removing the green leaf toga, the coroner was shocked to discover "The Giant's" privates were actually nothing more than a string bean and two brussel sprouts!
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