Hulk Hogan and his wacky family of misfits have been making the rounds on the talk show circuit for the last week or so promoting his latest business venture: A show on VH-1. Bad enough Hogan's career has become stale...now he wants to take his family down with him for the one, two, three count. First of all, for the record, Hulkster is a hypocrite. He's going around telling every guy he comes across not to look at his daughter with the eyes of a pervert. "She's only 15!" He keeps screaming out loud. "She's my little girl...she's only a baby!" Sorry Hulkster, 15 or not, you parade her around town looking like a $2 whore who interestingly enough looks like she's already had breast implants, and you bet your bottom dollar that I'm going to look. Hogan claims that he's using the opportunity as a stepping stone for his daughter to kick start her career as a singer. She's been working really hard down in Orlando with the folks that gave us Brittney, Christine, and Hillary. I've heard Brooke sing and I gotta tell you, she'd better keep laying in the Florida sun working on her tan and start reading scripts to some X-rated movie. In three years she'll be 18 and that's as far as her career is headed. Anyway, she shouldn't be taking career advice from her Pops. Over the past few years, he's managed to burn just about every bridge he's walked across. He's still a fan favorite amongst the wrestling crowd...that is, when he decides to show up to work without some lame excuse like his luggage getting lost at the airport or his limo getting a flat tire. Hogan says his show shouldn't be compared to "The Osbournes" because his show is going to have class and we'll see the soft, mushy, dear old Dad that he is in real life. I say, I think I'm gonna be sick BROTHER!
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