AUTHOR: Dave Sypniewski DATE: Saturday, March 19, 2005 ----- BODY: Boy, is this Bitch annoying. I first saw her in the 1982 flick "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn." She was pretty good looking back then, of course I was only a 13 year kid who was still getting his pubes. She really didn't serve a purpose in the movie, but it got her career started and allowed her to take over Shelly Long's role on "Cheer's." She was pretty good on there too, and still looked good. I'd say she had to be if Ted Danson's "Sam Malone" character was after her...that's a bad example. Have you seen HIM lately? I don't know what happened. Kirstie fell under the radar after the show went off the air and made some movies (Boy, were they stinkers), but for the most part sat around her big home in Beverly Hills and ate, and ate, and ate. I didn't see her again until she was doing commercials for "Pier 1 imports." They pulled the same camera tricks they did with Carnie Wilson in her music videos. Women are prancing around half nude and she's only being shown from the neck up. OUCH! Now Kirstie decides it's time to do something about the weight. Good for her, I say. One thing though: CAN'T YOU FUCKING DO IT AT HOME INSTEAD OF ON TV? The good people at Comcast charge an arm and a leg for cable. If I pay $90 a month for all the friggin' channels, I don't need to see fat Kirstie on one of the movie channels using a stairmaster. What the hell is this all about? This is just one example of if you screw up your personal life and pitch it to a network, they'll soak it up and make you lots of money. Un friggin' believable. Kirstie, good luck with the weight but give me my money back for Showtime for the next couple of months. Showtime, how about a show with a guy on heroin trying to kick the habit? When you take away his drugs and he goes flying across the room and bouncing off the walls for a week, now THAT's entertainment! -------- Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!: Fat Kirstie Alley

Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE!

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Fat Kirstie Alley

Boy, is this Bitch annoying. I first saw her in the 1982 flick "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn." She was pretty good looking back then, of course I was only a 13 year kid who was still getting his pubes. She really didn't serve a purpose in the movie, but it got her career started and allowed her to take over Shelly Long's role on "Cheer's." She was pretty good on there too, and still looked good. I'd say she had to be if Ted Danson's "Sam Malone" character was after her...that's a bad example. Have you seen HIM lately? I don't know what happened. Kirstie fell under the radar after the show went off the air and made some movies (Boy, were they stinkers), but for the most part sat around her big home in Beverly Hills and ate, and ate, and ate. I didn't see her again until she was doing commercials for "Pier 1 imports." They pulled the same camera tricks they did with Carnie Wilson in her music videos. Women are prancing around half nude and she's only being shown from the neck up. OUCH! Now Kirstie decides it's time to do something about the weight. Good for her, I say. One thing though: CAN'T YOU FUCKING DO IT AT HOME INSTEAD OF ON TV? The good people at Comcast charge an arm and a leg for cable. If I pay $90 a month for all the friggin' channels, I don't need to see fat Kirstie on one of the movie channels using a stairmaster. What the hell is this all about? This is just one example of if you screw up your personal life and pitch it to a network, they'll soak it up and make you lots of money. Un friggin' believable. Kirstie, good luck with the weight but give me my money back for Showtime for the next couple of months. Showtime, how about a show with a guy on heroin trying to kick the habit? When you take away his drugs and he goes flying across the room and bouncing off the walls for a week, now THAT's entertainment!

posted by Dave Sypniewski at Saturday, March 19, 2005